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title: "4 Dark humor Quotes By Brad Deep"
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> [“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/politicians-kiss-babies-fuck-interns-and-lie-to-everyone-in-between/)

Brad Deep

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cf/brad-deep-69276_comedy_politicians-kiss-babies-fuck-interns-and_1104446.jpg)

> [“If your dick has more frequent flyer miles than you do, you’re not a lover—you’re a disease with a passport.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/if-your-dick-has-more-frequent-flyer-miles-than-you-do-you-re-not-a/)

Brad Deep

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23b/brad-deep-69276_comedy_if-your-dick-has-more-frequent-flyer-mil_1198980.jpg)

> [“Organized religion: where men write the rules, women follow them, and the children pay the price.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/organized-religion-where-men-write-the-rules-women-follow-them-and/)

Brad Deep

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9e/brad-deep-69276_children_organized-religion-where-men-write-the-r_1309774.jpg)

> [“Dating apps are slot machines for your genitals.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/dating-apps-are-slot-machines-for-your-genitals/)

Brad Deep

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ff/brad-deep-69276_comedy_dating-apps-are-slot-machines-for-your-g_3046220.jpg)

## Other authors on Dark humor

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-jonas-eriksson-52820.jpg) Jonas Eriksson 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-humor/jonas-eriksson/)

## More by Brad Deep

> [“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be betrayed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/politicians-kiss-babies-fuck-interns-and-lie-to-everyone-in-between/)

Brad Deep

> [“If your dick has more frequent flyer miles than you do, you’re not a lover—you’re a disease with a passport.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/if-your-dick-has-more-frequent-flyer-miles-than-you-do-you-re-not-a/)

Brad Deep

> [“Organized religion: where men write the rules, women follow them, and the children pay the price.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/organized-religion-where-men-write-the-rules-women-follow-them-and/)

Brad Deep

> [“Dating apps are slot machines for your genitals.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-deep/dating-apps-are-slot-machines-for-your-genitals/)

Brad Deep

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