--- title: "3 Dark eyes Quotes By P.C. Cast" description: "3 Dark eyes quotes by P.C. Cast. Plus more from P.C. Cast and more Dark eyes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f7/p-c-cast-3629_dark-eyes_that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-gran_64939.png" --- > [“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-grandma-i-said-oh-zoeybird-did-i/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f7/p-c-cast-3629_dark-eyes_that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-gran_64939.png) > [“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/oh-zoeybird-did-i-call-your-mother-s-husband-a-damn-turd-monkey/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/070/p-c-cast-3629_chosen_oh-zoeybird-did-i-call-your-mother-s-hus_357945.png) > [“You are absolutely at the correct spot. Well done, you, for finding us!" Damien's smile was so warm that I watched the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/you-are-absolutely-at-the-correct-spot-well-done-you-for-finding-us/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37f/p-c-cast-3629_cuteness_you-are-absolutely-at-the-correct-spot-w_2198535.png) ## Other authors on Dark eyes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-catherine-anderson-21601.jpg) Catherine Anderson 18 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-eyes/catherine-anderson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-karen-marie-moning-55113.jpg) Karen Marie Moning 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-eyes/karen-marie-moning/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-diana-palmer-29221.jpg) Diana Palmer 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-eyes/diana-palmer/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b024/author-veronica-roth-93385.jpg) Veronica Roth 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-eyes/veronica-roth/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-sarah-j-maas-83224.jpg) Sarah J. Maas 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-eyes/sarah-j-maas/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-richelle-mead-78985.jpg) Richelle Mead 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-eyes/richelle-mead/) ## More by P.C. Cast > [“zoey: Holy crap, Aphrodite! Could you not sneak up and scare me? Aphrodite: No one was sneaking and holy crap is that a curse?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/zoey-holy-crap-aphrodite-could-you-not-sneak-up-and-scare-me/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“I always thought you had you a bad case of head-up-your-ass-itis. -Kramisha”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/i-always-thought-you-had-you-a-bad-case-of-head-up-your-ass-itis/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-grandma-i-said-oh-zoeybird-did-i/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/the-ability-to-accessorize-is-what-elevates-us-from-lower-life-forms/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“You asked what you’d done to displease me and I told you: you’re breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/you-asked-what-you-d-done-to-displease-me-and-i-told-you-you-re/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?' "For the gazillionth time, no. You look fine.' Shit. I knew it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/she-turned-her-face-to-me-can-you-tell-i-ve-been-crying-for-the/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“ Soul mates do always find each other, Artemis thought.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/soul-mates-do-always-find-each-other-artemis-thought/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Adam's gaze quickly shifted from the full tattoo on my face, to the V-neck of my T-shirt and the glimpse of tattooing across my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/adam-s-gaze-quickly-shifted-from-the-full-tattoo-on-my-face-to-the-v/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/so-even-in-the-midst-of-craziness-and-exhaustion-and-a-life-changing/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Been dead, done that got a fricken t-shirt”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/been-dead-done-that-got-a-fricken-t-shirt/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“I demand to know who did this to my man's face.-Aphrodite Lafonte”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/i-demand-to-know-who-did-this-to-my-man-s-face-aphrodite-lafonte/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Clearly, the Goddess has a sense of humor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/clearly-the-goddess-has-a-sense-of-humor/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Never say no to sex”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/never-say-no-to-sex/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/oh-zoeybird-did-i-call-your-mother-s-husband-a-damn-turd-monkey/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“it's hard to march purposefully, or in any other way, when your thighs are screaming like Richard Simmons in a candy store- good God,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/it-s-hard-to-march-purposefully-or-in-any-other-way-when-your-thighs/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dark-eyes/p-c-cast/#itemlist", "name": "3 Dark eyes Quotes By P.C. 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