--- title: "1 Dangling Quotes By D.D. Barant" description: "1 Dangling quotes by D.D. Barant. Plus more from D.D. Barant and more Dangling sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/197/d-d-barant-24202_charlie-aleph_i-m-in-position-charlie-s-voice-coming-t_1614037.jpg" --- > [“I'm in position." Charlie's voice, coming through my earpiece. "Wish I could say the same. All the blood's rushing to my head." "Thrope stuff?" Charlie sounds a little worried. "No, I'm upside down." "Why?" "I thought it would make me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-m-in-position-charlie-s-voice-coming-through-my-earpiece-wish-i/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/197/d-d-barant-24202_charlie-aleph_i-m-in-position-charlie-s-voice-coming-t_1614037.jpg) ## More by D.D. Barant > [“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for tattoos and STDs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/what-happens-in-vegas-stays-in-vegas-except-for-tattoos-and-stds/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“You might think that's selfish of me - and maybe it is - but I am a trained psychologist. No matter how depressed someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/you-might-think-that-s-selfish-of-me-and-maybe-it-is-but-i-am-a/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“I take one day off," he says, "and you almost get yourself killed." "Almost being the operative word." "Killed being the operative word. Almost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-take-one-day-off-he-says-and-you-almost-get-yourself-killed-almost/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“How...how are you doing, Jace?' Holding on. Just barely. Charlie?' Charlie's tone is almost conversational. 'Kind of getting the urge to kill both of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/how-how-are-you-doing-jace-holding-on-just-barely-charlie-charlie-s/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“What happens if I try to run?” I ask as the doors close. (jace) “I’ll stop you.” (charlie) “You don’t look too quick.” (jace)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/what-happens-if-i-try-to-run-i-ask-as-the-doors-close-jace-i-ll-stop/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“Get down!" Azura yells. I have the bizarre urge to yell back, "Get funky!" but fortunately that part of my brain isn't in charge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/get-down-azura-yells-i-have-the-bizarre-urge-to-yell-back-get-funky/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“I talk better when I’m drinking coffee.” “Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-talk-better-when-i-m-drinking-coffee-me-too-if-by-coffee-you-mean/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“Most people need a reason to argue - you just need a place.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/most-people-need-a-reason-to-argue-you-just-need-a-place/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“I look over at him. He stares straight ahead. "So," I say. "Golem, huh?" "I prefer the term 'Mineral-American.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-look-over-at-him-he-stares-straight-ahead-so-i-say-golem-huh-i/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“I stare at him. "Gee, don't feel like you have to sugarcoat it or anything." "Some people need a cold dose of reality to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-stare-at-him-gee-don-t-feel-like-you-have-to-sugarcoat-it-or/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“I've got a bad case of the 3:00 am guilts - you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all those things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-ve-got-a-bad-case-of-the-3-00-am-guilts-you-know-when-you-lie-in/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“I'm in position." Charlie's voice, coming through my earpiece. "Wish I could say the same. All the blood's rushing to my head." "Thrope stuff?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-m-in-position-charlie-s-voice-coming-through-my-earpiece-wish-i/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“Paranoia is just the bastard child of fear and good sense." (Charlie) "Poor thing. Let's adopt it, give it a last name and raise…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/paranoia-is-just-the-bastard-child-of-fear-and-good-sense-charlie/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/i-don-t-care-if-we-re-on-our-way-to-look-at-the-dismembered-corpse-of/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) > [“We doing a traffic stop?" "Yeah. I have a reasonable suspicion that we're witnessing a violation of the law." "Which law?" "I'll decide later.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-d-barant/we-doing-a-traffic-stop-yeah-i-have-a-reasonable-suspicion-that-we-re/) [D.D. Barant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-d-barant/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dangling/d-d-barant/#itemlist", "name": "1 Dangling Quotes By D.D. 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