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title: "2 Dan Quotes By Brian Katcher"
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> [“Nothing like the soft touch of a woman. Her smooth skin...or her rough scars.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/nothing-like-the-soft-touch-of-a-woman-her-smooth-skin-or-her-rough/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

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> [“I expected a nod and maybe a handshake, but Dan clasped his hand to his chest, whispered something like "Chthulhu fh'tagn!" and spit into a urinal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/i-expected-a-nod-and-maybe-a-handshake-but-dan-clasped-his-hand-to/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

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## Other authors on Dan

## More by Brian Katcher

> [“We just stood there for a few seconds. Back when we were friends, we'd have already been laughing and joking. Now things were tense…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/we-just-stood-there-for-a-few-seconds-back-when-we-were-friends-we-d/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

> [“Nothing like the soft touch of a woman. Her smooth skin...or her rough scars.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/nothing-like-the-soft-touch-of-a-woman-her-smooth-skin-or-her-rough/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

> [“Sage would survive. I'd survive. We were better off apart. Painful and quick, just like ripping off a Band-Aid. Well, more like gouging a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/sage-would-survive-i-d-survive-we-were-better-off-apart-painful-and/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

> [“I expected a nod and maybe a handshake, but Dan clasped his hand to his chest, whispered something like "Chthulhu fh'tagn!" and spit into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/i-expected-a-nod-and-maybe-a-handshake-but-dan-clasped-his-hand-to/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

> [“Everyone has that one line they swear they'll never cross, the one thing they say they'll never do. Not something serious like I'll never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/everyone-has-that-one-line-they-swear-they-ll-never-cross-the-one/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

> [“I had two beady brown eyes that, no matter how hard I tried to look mysterious and cool, always seemed to say "It wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/i-had-two-beady-brown-eyes-that-no-matter-how-hard-i-tried-to-look/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

> [“Dude, I totally pendejo!" he said, happily calling himself an asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/dude-i-totally-pendejo-he-said-happily-calling-himself-an-asshole/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

> [“She baked you cookies!' he repeated as if I'd missed the importance. 'So what?' I turned to get my bag, but Tim blocked my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-katcher/she-baked-you-cookies-he-repeated-as-if-i-d-missed-the-importance-so/)

[Brian Katcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-katcher/)

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