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title: "2 Damn good Quotes By Erle Stanley Gardner"
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> [“Dear Editor: It's a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/dear-editor-it-s-a-damn-good-story-if-you-have-any-comments-write/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

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> [It's a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/it-s-a-damn-good-story-if-you-have-any-comments-write-them-on-the/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08e/erle-stanley-gardner-20055_checks_it-s-a-damn-good-story-if-you-have-any-c_1242530.jpg)

## More by Erle Stanley Gardner

> [“You might be interested in his economic philosophy, Mr. Mason. He believed men attached too much importance to money as such. He believed a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/you-might-be-interested-in-his-economic-philosophy-mr-mason-he/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“I take it," the lawyer remarked musingly, "patience isn't one of your virtues." "I didn't know," she said, "that patience WAS a virtue.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/i-take-it-the-lawyer-remarked-musingly-patience-isn-t-one-of-your/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“of the murder and whether he could possibly have been out there at the country club at the time the murder was committed. “There’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/of-the-murder-and-whether-he-could-possibly-have-been-out-there-at/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [I have never stuck up for any criminal. I have merely asked for the orderly administration of an impartial justice...Due legal process is my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/i-have-never-stuck-up-for-any-criminal-i-have-merely-asked-for-the/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“Every eight years, the people swallow some politician hook, line, and sinker and make him president. They hold him on the political stomach for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/every-eight-years-the-people-swallow-some-politician-hook-line-and/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [I like what I like and not what I'm supposed to like because of mass rating. And I very much dislike the things I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/i-like-what-i-like-and-not-what-i-m-supposed-to-like-because-of-mass/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“Dear Editor: It's a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/dear-editor-it-s-a-damn-good-story-if-you-have-any-comments-write/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“reason I am telling you all of this is that, according to Harrod, Fern Driscoll”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/reason-i-am-telling-you-all-of-this-is-that-according-to-harrod-fern/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [The real trouble with the writing game is that no general rule can be worked out for uniform guidance, and this applies to sales…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/the-real-trouble-with-the-writing-game-is-that-no-general-rule-can-be/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“will-have a tendency to”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/will-have-a-tendency-to/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“If you ask me, this younger generation is altogether too careless about their morals.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/if-you-ask-me-this-younger-generation-is-altogether-too-careless/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“A nurse,” I said, “would be wearing a starched uniform, and she’d have a fever thermometer ready to jab into a patient’s mouth at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/a-nurse-i-said-would-be-wearing-a-starched-uniform-and-she-d-have-a/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“Della Street, Perry Mason’s confidential secretary, said, “A couple of lovebirds have strayed into the office without an appointment. They insist it’s a matter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/della-street-perry-mason-s-confidential-secretary-said-a-couple-of/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [“Events are like telephone poles, streaming back past the observation platform of a speeding train.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/events-are-like-telephone-poles-streaming-back-past-the-observation/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

> [It's a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erle-stanley-gardner/it-s-a-damn-good-story-if-you-have-any-comments-write-them-on-the/)

[Erle Stanley Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erle-stanley-gardner/)

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