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> [Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/dear-nintendo-we-need-a-new-mario-game-where-you-rescue-the-princess/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

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## More by Joey Comeau

> [“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/there-s-something-not-quite-christian-about-it-tony-said-he-sat-back/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“Our love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/our-love-is-a-forest-fire-and-we-are-the-little-things-that-live-in/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/depression-is-like-slashing-at-ghosts-of-course-it-s-tempting-to/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything bad, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-m-not-really-like-a-cop-at-all-i-haven-t-got-any-actual-authority/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, "Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/we-ll-wake-up-every-day-and-we-ll-tell-ourselves-live-for-today-you/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“She wears glasses that are not too small. I wish I was a girl like that. I wear contact lenses because glasses make me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/she-wears-glasses-that-are-not-too-small-i-wish-i-was-a-girl-like/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/death-is-not-the-end-death-is-an-ocean-on-all-sides-of-our-lives-deep/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/if-we-couldn-t-carry-our-dead-inside-us-we-would-be-empty/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/dear-nintendo-we-need-a-new-mario-game-where-you-rescue-the-princess/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-have-a-form-of-esp-that-allows-me-to-consistently-pick-losing/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/satellite-images-maps-and-blueprints-of-the-whole-world-of-every-city/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“There is no subtle way to mention you miss the curve of someone’s ass. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/there-is-no-subtle-way-to-mention-you-miss-the-curve-of-someone-s-ass/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [Be the trouble you want to see in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/be-the-trouble-you-want-to-see-in-the-world/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-break-into-heterosexual-houses-so-i-can-masturbate-in-their/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

> [“I get scared thinking about the yawning void of space and the maddening smallness of our solar system in it, and the smallness of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/i-get-scared-thinking-about-the-yawning-void-of-space-and-the/)

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