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title: "4 Dad James Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the hard-on you've been sporting all afternoon is not on account of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/i-m-going-to-take-a-wild-guess-here-and-say-the-hard-on-you-ve-been/)

[Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/629/elle-aycart-15639_funny-as-hell_i-m-going-to-take-a-wild-guess-here-and_739029.jpg)

> [Apart from my dad, James is the most driven man I've ever met. They both have the attitude that there's plenty of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-madeley/apart-from-my-dad-james-is-the-most-driven-man-i-ve-ever-met-they/)

[Chloe Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-madeley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d15/chloe-madeley-5207_attitude_apart-from-my-dad-james-is-the-most-driv_1797980.png)

> [“We’re over at Dad’s. James just won another hand of poker. I’m starting to worry.” “He’s your son, Pidge. Does it surprise…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/we-re-over-at-dad-s-james-just-won-another-hand-of-poker-i-m-starting/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a5/jamie-mcguire-215_poker_we-re-over-at-dad-s-james-just-won-anoth_2420755.jpg)

> [I stumbled into acting. My dad, James, was a barrister but he was always very creative and he loved theatre and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-macken/i-stumbled-into-acting-my-dad-james-was-a-barrister-but-he-was-always/)

[Eoin Macken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-macken/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/329/eoin-macken-17220_acting_i-stumbled-into-acting-my-dad-james-was_2555819.jpg)

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