--- title: "1 Dad James Quotes By Elle Aycart" description: "1 Dad James quotes by Elle Aycart. Plus more from Elle Aycart and more Dad James sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/629/elle-aycart-15639_funny-as-hell_i-m-going-to-take-a-wild-guess-here-and_739029.jpg" --- > [“I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the hard-on you've been sporting all afternoon is not on account of Mr. Nicholson continually bending over to pick up the golf balls, right?" "For fuck's sake, Dad!" James cursed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/i-m-going-to-take-a-wild-guess-here-and-say-the-hard-on-you-ve-been/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/629/elle-aycart-15639_funny-as-hell_i-m-going-to-take-a-wild-guess-here-and_739029.jpg) ## More by Elle Aycart > [“You get the benefit of the doubt because according to the Eternal Sun gossip committee, you’re good as gold. They better be right, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/you-get-the-benefit-of-the-doubt-because-according-to-the-eternal-sun/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“Max snorted. “Not a chance. Did you see his face when he found out you didn’t have shoes and were bleeding on my watch?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/max-snorted-not-a-chance-did-you-see-his-face-when-he-found-out-you/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“You're such a bitch; I tell I love you and what do you do next? You drop me like a bad habit. Hasn't it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/you-re-such-a-bitch-i-tell-i-love-you-and-what-do-you-do-next-you/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“You’re mine, and I will not give you up. Not today, not tomorrow, not fucking ever. You do not tell me what I deserve.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/you-re-mine-and-i-will-not-give-you-up-not-today-not-tomorrow-not/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“We’re trying to figure women out,” he explained. “What, in your opinion, would be the best Valentine’s Day present ever?” “We’re easy to please,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/we-re-trying-to-figure-women-out-he-explained-what-in-your-opinion/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“It doesn’t matter whether I can repair it or not. I want to be part of your life, and that also means the tough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/it-doesn-t-matter-whether-i-can-repair-it-or-not-i-want-to-be-part-of/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“Falling in love is fucking hard on the knees, especially on the untried and unwilling ones.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/falling-in-love-is-fucking-hard-on-the-knees-especially-on-the/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“Max shook his head in dismay. “Man, she’s agreed to marry you, but you haven’t closed the deal yet. James may get away with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/max-shook-his-head-in-dismay-man-she-s-agreed-to-marry-you-but-you/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“Cole, this would work much smoother if you remove your hand from between my legs.” “Why? Are you gonna be talking with your pussy?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/cole-this-would-work-much-smoother-if-you-remove-your-hand-from/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“You won’t lose me. There is nothing in this world that matters more to me than you. Absolutely nothing. You come first. Always. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/you-won-t-lose-me-there-is-nothing-in-this-world-that-matters-more-to/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“I want the right to spend time with you, not only fuck you. I want the right to stay for breakfast. And I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/i-want-the-right-to-spend-time-with-you-not-only-fuck-you-i-want-the/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the hard-on you've been sporting all afternoon is not on account of Mr. Nicholson…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/i-m-going-to-take-a-wild-guess-here-and-say-the-hard-on-you-ve-been/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“I’m so glad you’re marrying your hard-on girl.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/i-m-so-glad-you-re-marrying-your-hard-on-girl/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“I hope your molding skills are up to date. Because really, some things, when broken, are impossible to repair, never mind how much clay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/i-hope-your-molding-skills-are-up-to-date-because-really-some-things/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) > [“I just came this morning and haven't been debriefed yet about the status of our latest prisoners. As a matter of fact, I'd barely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-aycart/i-just-came-this-morning-and-haven-t-been-debriefed-yet-about-the/) [Elle Aycart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-aycart/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dad-james/elle-aycart/#itemlist", "name": "1 Dad James Quotes By Elle Aycart", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the hard-on you've been sporting all afternoon is not on account of Mr. Nicholson continually bending over to pick up the golf balls, right?\" \"For fuck's sake, Dad!\" James cursed, looking horrified at his father, who just shrugged his shoulders at his son's shocked expression. \"Whaaat? 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