--- title: "3 Dad Brain Quotes by 3 authors" description: "Browse 3 Dad Brain quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Dad Brain sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/tamara-ecclestone-14986_be-happy_if-i-have-1-of-my-dad-s-brain-i-ll-be-ha_381849.png" --- > [If I have 1% of my dad's brain, I'll be happy. He's so quick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamara-ecclestone/if-i-have-1-of-my-dad-s-brain-i-ll-be-happy-he-s-so-quick/) [Tamara Ecclestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamara-ecclestone/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/tamara-ecclestone-14986_be-happy_if-i-have-1-of-my-dad-s-brain-i-ll-be-ha_381849.png) > [“The Bad-Moon Girls appear on days when Dad doesn't know what he is thinking, or even if he is thinking. Those days…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-campbell/the-bad-moon-girls-appear-on-days-when-dad-doesn-t-know-what-he-is/) [Joanna Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-campbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d9/joanna-campbell-117306_coping_the-bad-moon-girls-appear-on-days-when-d_922284.jpg) > [Unfortunately, my dad had a brain tumor, and my father-in-law passed away from leukemia, so I spend a lot of time on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-scaramucci/unfortunately-my-dad-had-a-brain-tumor-and-my-father-in-law-passed/) [Anthony Scaramucci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-scaramucci/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/anthony-scaramucci-2445_brain_unfortunately-my-dad-had-a-brain-tumor-a_2118832.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dad-brain/#itemlist", "name": "Dad Brain Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I have 1% of my dad's brain, I'll be happy. 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Dad's brain-switch, the focusing thing the rest of us switch on to make things look better, is a bit buggered. Those are his words, not mine. The Bad-Moon Girls whisper evil in Dad's ear, the sort of women who would set their own mother on fire if there were no other way to light their cigarettes. The trouble is, they can follow. 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