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> [“Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please make me a sandwich.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/bottoming-doesn-t-make-you-a-submissive-any-more-than-standing-in-my/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

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## More by Michael Makai

> [“As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can’t replace the human touch”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/as-exciting-and-wonderful-as-these-toys-can-be-they-can-t-replace-the/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/for-425-you-can-buy-pills-containing-real-gold-that-make-your-poop/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“Who you are trumps what you do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/who-you-are-trumps-what-you-do/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“You may not assume”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/you-may-not-assume/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“There are always surprises.  You should probably grab a highlighter right now and highlight the crap out of that last sentence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/there-are-always-surprises-you-should-probably-grab-a-highlighter/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or rare types…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/cutting-shapes-or-letters-into-the-blade-so-that-it-leaves-a-unique/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/bottoming-doesn-t-make-you-a-submissive-any-more-than-standing-in-my/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/sure-i-d-love-to-meet-your-mom-that-way-i-can-see-what-your-boobs/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn’t necessarily mean you speak the same language.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/just-because-you-and-your-partner-both-speak-english-doesn-t/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn’t necessarily make him a good Top,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/owning-cool-or-expensive-bdsm-gear-doesn-t-necessarily-make-him-a/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/you-might-even-be-irresistibly-tempted-to-top-those-three-scoops-off/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“We are not defined as much by our reproductive organs, as we are by how we feel about them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/we-are-not-defined-as-much-by-our-reproductive-organs-as-we-are-by/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“In this chapter, we’ll be exploring the connection between D/s and religion, and discussing any significance that the link might have for you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/in-this-chapter-we-ll-be-exploring-the-connection-between-d-s-and/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“We’re talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/we-re-talking-about-a-lot-of-spaghetti-here/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

> [“Acting in the role of a top doesn’t make you a Dominant any more than standing in the kitchen makes you a cook.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-makai/acting-in-the-role-of-a-top-doesn-t-make-you-a-dominant-any-more-than/)

[Michael Makai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-makai/)

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