--- title: "1 Cuts Rich Quotes By Will Durst" description: "1 Cuts Rich quotes by Will Durst. Plus more from Will Durst and more Cuts Rich sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/will-durst-25738_budget-cuts_budget-cuts-if-you-re-not-rich-tax-cuts_2561939.jpg" --- > [Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/budget-cuts-if-you-re-not-rich-tax-cuts-if-you-are-less-money-for/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/will-durst-25738_budget-cuts_budget-cuts-if-you-re-not-rich-tax-cuts_2561939.jpg) ## More by Will Durst > [Voters want a fraud they can believe in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/voters-want-a-fraud-they-can-believe-in/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/it-s-okay-to-laugh-in-the-bedroom-so-long-as-you-don-t-point/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/you-can-t-kill-america-we-re-more-than-a-nation-we-re-a-notion-we-re/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/the-problem-is-we-have-yet-to-convince-the-taliban-they-are-fellow/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/there-is-humor-in-the-specter-of-the-worst-disaster-in-our-nation-s/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/i-m-glad-reagan-is-president-of-course-i-m-a-professional-comedian/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/when-people-talk-about-how-in-america-anybody-can-grow-up-to-be/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/comedy-is-defiance-it-s-a-snort-of-contempt-in-the-face-of-fear-and/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/well-we-won-the-war-you-know-what-that-means-in-twenty-years-we-ll/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/president-bush-says-we-ve-turned-the-corner-in-iraq-what-is-that/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/men-are-superior-to-women-for-one-thing-they-can-urinate-from-a/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/men-are-superior-to-women-for-one-thing-men-can-urinate-from-a/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/walter-mondale-has-all-the-charisma-of-a-speed-bump/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/it-is-my-experience-that-the-best-way-to-deal-with-american-politics/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) > [In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-durst/in-san-francisco-haloween-is-redundant/) [Will Durst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-durst/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cuts-rich/will-durst/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cuts Rich Quotes By Will Durst", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. 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