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> [“Only one comment seemed to perfectly fit her current situation. “I see dead people.” He leaned forward hands on his hips. “Me too. It’s the only explanation for what’s standing in front of me. Unless some high school kids broke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/only-one-comment-seemed-to-perfectly-fit-her-current-situation-i-see/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

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> [“Logan licked a glob of strawberry jelly from her lower lip and smiled up at Odin. Only one comment seemed to perfectly fit her current situation. “I see dead people.” He leaned forward, hands on his hips. “Me, too. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/logan-licked-a-glob-of-strawberry-jelly-from-her-lower-lip-and-smiled/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

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## More by Jennifer Turner

> [“You were expecting to see Drake Junior?" He clucked his tongue at her. "You haven't even bought me dinner yet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/you-were-expecting-to-see-drake-junior-he-clucked-his-tongue-at-her/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“Even though my finger will probably get all infected now and swell up like a bloated corpse, I want you to know that I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/even-though-my-finger-will-probably-get-all-infected-now-and-swell-up/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“I like to think it's a nice trade off for wanting to kill everything. And, I do suck...but only for you and only if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/i-like-to-think-it-s-a-nice-trade-off-for-wanting-to-kill-everything/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“His gaze fell to her lips then lingered on her neck. "As you so invitingly put it, I'd be too busy chewing on people."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/his-gaze-fell-to-her-lips-then-lingered-on-her-neck-as-you-so/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“I’m not interested in any other man’s G-string. In fact,” she slipped her hands down the back of his pants and squeezed his tight,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/i-m-not-interested-in-any-other-man-s-g-string-in-fact-she-slipped/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“Dude, the whole Drake coming out of the closet routine is getting old. Get some new material. ~ Drake”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/dude-the-whole-drake-coming-out-of-the-closet-routine-is-getting-old/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“No! Don’t feed it. It’ll never leave! ~ Odin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/no-don-t-feed-it-it-ll-never-leave-odin/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“What?" his gruff voice scolded. "You were expecting to see Drake Junior?" He clucked his tongue at her. "You have'nt even bought me dinner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/what-his-gruff-voice-scolded-you-were-expecting-to-see-drake-junior/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“You brought one home that can still talk? ~ Odin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/you-brought-one-home-that-can-still-talk-odin/)

[jennifer turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“Damn, you kill a few people here and there and suddenly everyone thinks you're a trouble maker." ~Drake”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/damn-you-kill-a-few-people-here-and-there-and-suddenly-everyone/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“There's a moment when you realise all your worst fears have come true. When the fat girl stuffing her face in the corner finally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/there-s-a-moment-when-you-realise-all-your-worst-fears-have-come-true/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“testosterone driven penile fever”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/testosterone-driven-penile-fever/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“She smoothed the long sleeve of her tight, orange t-shirt. “What? You’ve never seen a woman wear more than one shirt before?” Odin’s mouth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/she-smoothed-the-long-sleeve-of-her-tight-orange-t-shirt-what-you-ve/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“It tastes like… like…chocolate covered ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/it-tastes-like-like-chocolate-covered-ass/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

> [“How many strokes does it take?" "One. Two. Three." "Four. Five..." "Six." "Seven. Eight." "Nine." "What if Daddy. Ten. Finds out what I did.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-turner/how-many-strokes-does-it-take-one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight/)

[Jennifer Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-turner/)

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