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> [“Mystical site thingy. You’re meant to wash an item of clothing in the well, hang it from the trees and it’ll cure whatever ails you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/mystical-site-thingy-you-re-meant-to-wash-an-item-of-clothing-in-the/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

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## More by Heide Goody

> [“because Granny used a secret ingredient in all her cooking and that secret ingredient was lard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/because-granny-used-a-secret-ingredient-in-all-her-cooking-and-that/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“Myra was less a helicopter parent than a helicopter gunship parent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/myra-was-less-a-helicopter-parent-than-a-helicopter-gunship-parent/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“Decapitated. His genitals scooped out like, like…” “The worst Ben and Jerry’s flavour ever,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/decapitated-his-genitals-scooped-out-like-like-the-worst-ben-and/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“Mystical site thingy. You’re meant to wash an item of clothing in the well, hang it from the trees and it’ll cure whatever ails…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/mystical-site-thingy-you-re-meant-to-wash-an-item-of-clothing-in-the/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“He had decided that if he ever returned to his old job he would create a special level of hell, an enormous inescapable shop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/he-had-decided-that-if-he-ever-returned-to-his-old-job-he-would/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“Life is Meaningless and Everything Dies’.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/life-is-meaningless-and-everything-dies/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“Mr Bark!” she called again. “We’d like to talk about your fish porn collection.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/mr-bark-she-called-again-we-d-like-to-talk-about-your-fish-porn/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“One licence plate: Louisiana, Sportsman’s Paradise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/one-licence-plate-louisiana-sportsman-s-paradise/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“It only eats virgins. Their hearts specifically.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/it-only-eats-virgins-their-hearts-specifically/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“We need an alarm for the end of the world?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/we-need-an-alarm-for-the-end-of-the-world/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“Morag read the thick gothic script on his upper arm "Carpe diem" "The thinking man's YOLO" he said”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/morag-read-the-thick-gothic-script-on-his-upper-arm-carpe-diem-the/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“I don’t think anyone goes to Birmingham,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/i-don-t-think-anyone-goes-to-birmingham/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“Women like that. Chores are their heroin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/women-like-that-chores-are-their-heroin/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“He had a faint accent, not quite Eurovision, not quite Bond villain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/he-had-a-faint-accent-not-quite-eurovision-not-quite-bond-villain/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

> [“aye up lass, I ‘ad to crawl through t’Gobi Desert with only one leg and used a venomous cobra as t’tourniquet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heide-goody/aye-up-lass-i-ad-to-crawl-through-t-gobi-desert-with-only-one-leg-and/)

[Heide Goody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heide-goody/)

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