--- title: "1 Cunt Quotes By St. John Morris" description: "1 Cunt quotes by St. John Morris. Plus more from St. John Morris and more Cunt sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b6/st-john-morris-25489_comedy_oh-yeah-well-i-suddenly-realises-that-sh_1959366.jpg" --- > [“Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she’d only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen. So I grabs her head and I stuck it through a display of them Muller’s rices and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/oh-yeah-well-i-suddenly-realises-that-she-d-only-been-with-my/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b6/st-john-morris-25489_comedy_oh-yeah-well-i-suddenly-realises-that-sh_1959366.jpg) ## Other authors on Cunt ## More by St. John Morris > [“What have you got in there you little bastard?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/what-have-you-got-in-there-you-little-bastard/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/run-flee-fuck-off-vanish-from-my-presence-and-take-the-foul-stench-of/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“On the other side of St John’s house is a fake egg timer who can’t maintain an erection. He shares the property with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/on-the-other-side-of-st-john-s-house-is-a-fake-egg-timer-who-can-t/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/private-benjamin-lives-next-door-but-one-to-bob-cryer-from-the-bill-i/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Next door but one is Quinlan Broddle, a Viceroy with a fear of gardens. So much so that he sold his garden to Virgin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/next-door-but-one-is-quinlan-broddle-a-viceroy-with-a-fear-of-gardens/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“St John had been sitting in the back garden twizzling a pencil, on the end of which a russet deposit was impaled, which had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/st-john-had-been-sitting-in-the-back-garden-twizzling-a-pencil-on-the/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/st-john-had-always-been-a-fan-of-the-rs-turbo-mainly-due-to-the/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she’d only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen. So I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/oh-yeah-well-i-suddenly-realises-that-she-d-only-been-with-my/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“This particular event had been somewhat more raucous than usual as Derek Jameson had just lost an arm wrestle with Ann Diamond. The match…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/this-particular-event-had-been-somewhat-more-raucous-than-usual-as/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Your toaster’s a puff.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/your-toaster-s-a-puff/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who’s Got the Stupidest Name (WGSN) competition. First prize had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/the-macedonian-endeavour-channel-was-screening-live-coverage-of-the/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Tobak Davenport, who is a cross between some Sugar Puffs and Lynn Faulds-Wood, was squatting there before being removed by the local constabulary after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/tobak-davenport-who-is-a-cross-between-some-sugar-puffs-and-lynn/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy whilst trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/i-once-went-to-one-of-his-virgin-vie-parties-and-had-a-really-good/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/beetroot-cossins-had-moved-to-kuala-lumpur-where-she-had-died-of/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) > [“Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/st-john-morris/her-protestations-were-drowned-out-by-the-sound-of-gordon-honeycomb/) [St. John Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/st-john-morris/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cunt/st-john-morris/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cunt Quotes By St. John Morris", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she’d only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen. 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