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title: "7 Cunt Quotes By Irvine Welsh"
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> [“You fucking knew that fucking cunt would fuck some cunt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/you-fucking-knew-that-fucking-cunt-would-fuck-some-cunt/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03b/irvine-welsh-843_cunt_you-fucking-knew-that-fucking-cunt-would_1319427.png)

> [“It's easy tae be philosophical when some other cunt's got shite fir blood.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/it-s-easy-tae-be-philosophical-when-some-other-cunt-s-got-shite-fir/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/irvine-welsh-843_cunt_it-s-easy-tae-be-philosophical-when-some_1633717.png)

> [“The fact that you use the term "cunt" in the same breath as "sexist", shows that you display the same muddled, fucked-up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/the-fact-that-you-use-the-term-cunt-in-the-same-breath-as-sexist/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ee/irvine-welsh-843_cunt_the-fact-that-you-use-the-term-cunt-in-t_1671043.png)

> [“Nae cunt kens”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/nae-cunt-kens/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/309/irvine-welsh-843_cunt_nae-cunt-kens-1827863_1827863.png)

> [“Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/ah-took-a-pish-oan-the-cunt-then-ah-felt-bad-aboot-albo-s-cel-so-ah/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/649/irvine-welsh-843_cunt_ah-took-a-pish-oan-the-cunt-then-ah-felt_1971258.png)

> [“The Victim was a chronic fuck-up. People Like her always seemed to hang out with The Poisonous Cunt. In turn, she kept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/the-victim-was-a-chronic-fuck-up-people-like-her-always-seemed-to/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/352/irvine-welsh-843_cunt_the-victim-was-a-chronic-fuck-up-people_2052097.png)

> [“Any cunt withoot the virus could git run ower the morn. That’s the wey ye huv tae look at it. Cannae jist…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/any-cunt-withoot-the-virus-could-git-run-ower-the-morn-that-s-the-wey/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/371/irvine-welsh-843_cancel_any-cunt-withoot-the-virus-could-git-run_2100407.png)

## Other authors on Cunt

## More by Irvine Welsh

> [ I don't see \[ Trainspotting \] as an albatross, I see it more as a calling card. It's got me out to Hollywood, I've… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/i-don-t-see-trainspotting-as-an-albatross-i-see-it-more-as-a-calling/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [He emphasised basic truths: you are not dying yet, you have to live your life until you are. Underpinning them was the belief that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/he-emphasised-basic-truths-you-are-not-dying-yet-you-have-to-live/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [“Without this kickstart to my day, I'd be lost. A day without a morning run is a day you fumble through, rather than one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/without-this-kickstart-to-my-day-i-d-be-lost-a-day-without-a-morning/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [“There's nae reasoning wi some cats. You say 'reason', they mew 'treason'. Ken?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/there-s-nae-reasoning-wi-some-cats-you-say-reason-they-mew-treason-ken/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [It's crazy for somebody who's kind of empowered and wealthy like myself to say, "Oh, I don't need to be patronized by the state,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/it-s-crazy-for-somebody-who-s-kind-of-empowered-and-wealthy-like/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [When you go away, you see where you come from in a different light. I see Scotland, and the rest of Britain, as much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/when-you-go-away-you-see-where-you-come-from-in-a-different-light-i/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [If it's something that I feel uncomfortable with, that's a reason for me to write it. I kind of like to make myself feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/if-it-s-something-that-i-feel-uncomfortable-with-that-s-a-reason-for/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [There's nothing worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Physical violence with someone is too much like shagging them. Too much id…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/there-s-nothing-worse-than-a-violent-beating-from-an-unremarkable/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [If I stop working and publishing, and TV, and film and all that, I would be dead within a couple of weeks. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/if-i-stop-working-and-publishing-and-tv-and-film-and-all-that-i-would/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [I can see why the Russians love Robert Burns, I think that Russians and Koreans have a very similar outlook to Scots.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/i-can-see-why-the-russians-love-robert-burns-i-think-that-russians/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [If you continue to transfer the wealth of the population of the planet to a very small amount of people, it becomes untenable at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/if-you-continue-to-transfer-the-wealth-of-the-population-of-the/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [Most middle-class people I know don't really live like me. Middle-class people worry a lot about money. They worry a lot about job security,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/most-middle-class-people-i-know-don-t-really-live-like-me-middle/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [As soon as you've written it, you're thinking about how it can move into different mediums.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/as-soon-as-you-ve-written-it-you-re-thinking-about-how-it-can-move/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [“Begbie doesnae even notice; he's in his element, particularly good at funerals in the way a lot ay psychopaths tend tae be. Ah suppose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/begbie-doesnae-even-notice-he-s-in-his-element-particularly-good-at/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

> [I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/i-m-more-of-a-warrior-than-you-ll-ever-be-i-believe-in-the-class-war/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

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