--- title: "3 Cult Quotes By Frank Zappa" description: "3 Cult quotes by Frank Zappa. Plus more from Frank Zappa and more Cult sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/frank-zappa-702_amount_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1792420.jpg" --- > [The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a-religion-is-the-amount-of/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/frank-zappa-702_amount_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1792420.jpg) > [The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a-religion-is-the-amount-of-2/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/889/frank-zappa-702_advice_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1815158.jpg) > [The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-difference-between-religions-and-cults-is-determined-by-how-much/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdc/frank-zappa-702_cult_the-difference-between-religions-and-cul_2537866.jpg) ## Other authors on Cult - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-frederick-lenz-36205.jpg) Frederick Lenz 13 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cult/frederick-lenz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rick-ross-79080.jpg) Rick Ross 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cult/rick-ross/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-david-heinemeier-hansson-27552.jpg) Michael Salter 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cult/michael-salter/) ## More by Frank Zappa > [If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/if-you-want-to-get-laid-go-to-college-if-you-want-an-education-go-to/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/while-your-children-are-sleeping-your-puppy-is-crappin/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Very few people do covers of my tunes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/very-few-people-do-covers-of-my-tunes/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/cocaine-decisions-that-you-make-today-will-mean-nothing-later-on-when/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/government-is-the-entertainment-division-of-the-military-industrial/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/do-your-job-and-do-it-right-life-s-a-ball-tv-tonight/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/fact-of-the-matter-is-there-is-no-hip-world-there-is-no-straight/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/broken-hearts-are-for-assholes-are-you-an-asshole/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/anyone-who-is-disturbed-by-the-idea-of-newts-in-a-nightclub-is/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-bigger-the-cushion-the-better-the-pushin/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/give-me-the-enchilada-with-the-pickle-sauce-shoved-up-between-the/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/sit-and-spin-til-you-rot-on-the-cosmic-utensil/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [To me absurdity is the only reality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/to-me-absurdity-is-the-only-reality/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/is-this-something-new-having-people-stomp-on-you-is-it-what-i-need-to/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) > [Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/look-here-brother-who-you-jivin-with-that-cosmik-debris/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cult/frank-zappa/#itemlist", "name": "3 Cult Quotes By Frank Zappa", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a-religion-is-the-amount-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/frank-zappa-702_amount_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1792420.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/frank-zappa-702_amount_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1792420.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/frank-zappa-702_amount_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1792420.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can” “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity” “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a-religion-is-the-amount-of-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/889/frank-zappa-702_advice_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1815158.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/889/frank-zappa-702_advice_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1815158.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/889/frank-zappa-702_advice_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1815158.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a…” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-difference-between-religions-and-cults-is-determined-by-how-much/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdc/frank-zappa-702_cult_the-difference-between-religions-and-cul_2537866.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdc/frank-zappa-702_cult_the-difference-between-religions-and-cul_2537866.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdc/frank-zappa-702_cult_the-difference-between-religions-and-cul_2537866.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cult/frank-zappa/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cult/frank-zappa/", "name": "Cult Quotes by Frank Zappa", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cult/frank-zappa/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/frank-zappa-702_amount_the-only-difference-between-a-cult-and-a_1792420.jpg" }, "description": "3 Cult quotes by Frank Zappa. 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