--- title: "8 Cuddle Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "8 Cuddle quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Cuddle sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce2/jarod-kintz-2_cuddle_i-don-t-want-to-make-love-last-i-want-to_384773.jpg" --- > [“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-don-t-want-to-make-love-last-i-want-to-make-love-second-to-last-the/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce2/jarod-kintz-2_cuddle_i-don-t-want-to-make-love-last-i-want-to_384773.jpg) > [“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/cats-are-the-best-they-don-t-need-haircuts-and-they-love-to-cuddle/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61b/jarod-kintz-2_restraining-order_cats-are-the-best-they-don-t-need-haircu_1019599.jpg) > [“Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/every-night-i-cuddle-with-a-blob-of-unbaked-clay-i-fashioned-in-the/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/378/jarod-kintz-2_every-night_every-night-i-cuddle-with-a-blob-of-unba_1232724.jpg) > [“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-workout-partner-is-a-cat-we-nap-together-he-spots-me-a-place-and/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f4/jarod-kintz-2_fitness_my-workout-partner-is-a-cat-we-nap-toget_1292899.jpg) > [“A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! It’s as good as snuggling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-cuddle-partner-just-glue-some-fur-on-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/132/jarod-kintz-2_quote_a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-cuddle-partne_1447344.jpg) > [“A brick could be used as a spoon—to eat, not cuddle. OK fine, you can use it to cuddle too. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-spoon-to-eat-not-cuddle-ok-fine-you-can/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/jarod-kintz-2_quote_a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-spoon-to-eat_2085815.jpg) > [“Drinks heavily loaded with ice are reasonably effective, but the best way to cool down is to cuddle with a recently deceased…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/drinks-heavily-loaded-with-ice-are-reasonably-effective-but-the-best/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f96/jarod-kintz-2_cuddle_drinks-heavily-loaded-with-ice-are-reaso_2454378.jpg) > [“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/cats-are-like-walking-brooms-you-can-actually-comfortably-cuddle-with/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/024/jarod-kintz-2_cats_cats-are-like-walking-brooms-you-can-act_2795396.jpg) ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cuddle/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "8 Cuddle Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. 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