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title: "62 Cucumbers Quotes by 56 authors"
description: "Browse 62 Cucumbers quotes by 56 authors. Discover the best Cucumbers sayings and thoughts."
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> [Heaven is a homegrown cucumber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alys-fowler/heaven-is-a-homegrown-cucumber/)

[Alys Fowler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alys-fowler/)

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> [The horse does not eat cucumber salad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johann-philipp-reis/the-horse-does-not-eat-cucumber-salad/)

[Johann Philipp Reis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johann-philipp-reis/)

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> [I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-think-pickles-are-cucumbers-that-sold-out/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yuliya-snigir/in-chess-you-should-be-as-cool-as-a-cucumber/)

[Yuliya Snigir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yuliya-snigir/)

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> [Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-harris-barham/tis-not-her-coldness-father-that-chills-my-labouring-breast-it-s-that/)

[Richard Harris Barham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-harris-barham/)

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> [I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-think-pickles-are-cucumbers-that-sold-out-they-sold-their-soul-to/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irena-chalmers/in-the-last-analysis-a-pickle-is-a-cucumber-with-experience/)

[Irena Chalmers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irena-chalmers/)

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> [The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-aurelius/the-cucumber-is-bitter-then-throw-it-out-there-are-brambles-in-the/)

[Marcus Aurelius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-aurelius/)

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> [I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-de-niro/i-have-either-a-cucumber-martini-gin-martini-or-a-vodka-martini-that/)

[Robert De Niro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-de-niro/)

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> [Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-durrell/life-is-like-a-cucumber-one-minute-it-s-in-your-hand-the-next-it-s-up/)

[Lawrence Durrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-durrell/)

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> [Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/divide-by-cucumber-error-please-reinstall-universe-and-reboot/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/cucumber-should-be-well-sliced-dressed-with-pepper-and-vinegar-and/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

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> [My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marianne-faithfull/my-father-belonged-to-a-commune-and-the-food-was-ghastly-my-idea-of/)

[Marianne Faithfull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marianne-faithfull/)

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> [O for a lodge in a garden of cucumbers! O for an iceberg or two at control! O for a vale that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rossiter-johnson/o-for-a-lodge-in-a-garden-of-cucumbers-o-for-an-iceberg-or-two-at/)

[Rossiter Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rossiter-johnson/)

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> [My mom makes this amazing little snack that, to this day, I still think about. It's pita bread wrapped with melted butter,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/masiela-lusha/my-mom-makes-this-amazing-little-snack-that-to-this-day-i-still-think/)

[Masiela Lusha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/masiela-lusha/)

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> [“Root shook his head. “Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil,” he said with his mouth full. “I refuse to associate them with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shay-lynam/root-shook-his-head-pickles-are-cucumbers-soaked-in-evil-he-said-with/)

[Shay Lynam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shay-lynam/)

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> [More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-alterman/more-and-more-democrats-are-starting-to-worry-they-that-they-have-a/)

[Eric Alterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-alterman/)

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> [“Cucumbers are technically a fruit and in the same family as pumpkins, melons and squash, so it may benefit those markets, although,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/cucumbers-are-technically-a-fruit-and-in-the-same-family-as-pumpkins/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

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> [I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/summer-sanders/i-slice-up-a-ton-of-cucumbers-celery-carrots-and-red-and-yellow/)

[Summer Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/summer-sanders/)

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> [Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-aurelius/is-your-cucumber-bitter-throw-it-away-are-there-briars-in-your-path-2/)

[Marcus Aurelius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-aurelius/)

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> [Start her, now; give 'em the long and strong stroke, Tashtego. Start her, Tash, my boy-start her, all; but keep cool, keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herman-melville/start-her-now-give-em-the-long-and-strong-stroke-tashtego-start-her/)

[Herman Melville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herman-melville/)

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> [Coming from New York, I know that if you go by a delicatessen, and you put a sweet cucumber in the vinegar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-zimbardo/coming-from-new-york-i-know-that-if-you-go-by-a-delicatessen-and-you/)

[Philip Zimbardo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-zimbardo/)

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> [Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hedrick-smith/russians-will-consume-marinated-mushrooms-and-vodka-salted-herring/)

[Hedrick Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hedrick-smith/)

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> [We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/we-don-t-need-a-melting-pot-in-this-country-folks-we-need-a-salad/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I believe that virtually everyone has the ability to either grow some food at home, or to find an appropriate location to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-peterson/i-believe-that-virtually-everyone-has-the-ability-to-either-grow-some/)

[Greg Peterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-peterson/)

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> [The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-aurelius/the-cucumber-is-bitter-then-throw-it-out-there-are-brambles-in-the-2/)

[Marcus Aurelius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-aurelius/)

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> [I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-seyfried/i-just-did-a-five-day-raw-food-diet-but-i-ll-never-do-that-again-it-s/)

[Amanda Seyfried](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-seyfried/)

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> [If 'heartache' sounds exaggerated then surely you have never gone to your garden one rare morning in June to find that the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruth-stout/if-heartache-sounds-exaggerated-then-surely-you-have-never-gone-to/)

[Ruth Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruth-stout/)

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> [“Suffice to say, the dream writer had a way of phrasing things. She could depict the curve of a cucumber, the shape…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meia-geddes/suffice-to-say-the-dream-writer-had-a-way-of-phrasing-things-she/)

[Meia Geddes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meia-geddes/)

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> [Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-obama/some-kids-have-never-seen-what-a-real-tomato-looks-like-off-the-vine/)

[Michelle Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-obama/)

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> [Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-aurelius/is-your-cucumber-bitter-throw-it-away-are-there-briars-in-your-path/)

[Marcus Aurelius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-aurelius/)

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> [“Roses climbed the shed, entwined with dark purple clematis, leaves as glossy as satin. There were no thorns. Patience's cupboard was overflowing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-herrick/roses-climbed-the-shed-entwined-with-dark-purple-clematis-leaves-as/)

[Ellen Herrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-herrick/)

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> [And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toni-morrison/and-talking-about-dark-you-think-dark-is-just-one-color-but-it-ain-t/)

[Toni Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toni-morrison/)

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> [I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-goldblum/i-like-a-pickled-cucumber-a-regular-cucumber-i-m-not-so-interested-in/)

[Jeff Goldblum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-goldblum/)

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> [It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/it-s-funny-how-cucumber-water-can-taste-so-much-better-than-pickle/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-leacock/the-attempt-to-make-the-consumption-of-beer-criminal-is-as-silly-and/)

[Stephen Leacock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-leacock/)

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> [Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/nothing-ruins-the-mood-during-foreplay-more-than-the-recurring-image/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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> [As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asne-seierstad/as-the-only-woman-i-was-able-to-sit-with-the-officers-in-front-with-a/)

[Asne Seierstad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asne-seierstad/)

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> [You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/compton-mackenzie/you-are-offered-a-piece-of-bread-and-butter-that-feels-like-a-damp/)

[Compton Mackenzie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/compton-mackenzie/)

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> [Cucumber and bergamot," Clary said. "Is there anything else you hate that I ought to know about?" Jace looked at Dorothea over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/cucumber-and-bergamot-clary-said-is-there-anything-else-you-hate-that/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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                        "text": "Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.",
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                        "text": "We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables — the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers — to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.",
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                        "text": "The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need to know. Nothing more. Don't demand to know \"why such things exist.\" Anyone who understands the world will laugh at you, just as a carpenter would if you seemed shocked at finding sawdust in his workshop, or a shoemaker at scraps of leather left over from work.",
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                        "text": "I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning feeling great and go to bed feeling miserable, because dinner would be cucumbers, kale, and dressing. I mean, at the end of the day, if you can't have a Girl Scout cookie and a piece of cheese, what is life all about?",
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                        "text": "If 'heartache' sounds exaggerated then surely you have never gone to your garden one rare morning in June to find that the frost, without any perceptible motive, any hope of personal gain, has quietly killed your strawberry blossoms, tomatoes, lima and green beans, corn, squash, cucumbers. A brilliant sun is now smiling at this disaster with an insenstive cheerfulness as out of place as a funny story would be if someone you loved had just died.",
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                        "text": "“Suffice to say, the dream writer had a way of phrasing things. She could depict the curve of a cucumber, the shape of a sunbeam, the endearing, velvety tilt of a peach, in just such a way that she earned her living selling dreams. One simply made a selection, read it in solitude, and let it percolate till sleep. People swore they fell directly into her renderings, and one even asked if the dream writer could write a dream of dreaming forever. The dream writer could not do this, but she hired dream apprentices to expand the reach of her dreams and she wrote dreams for herself in which she would sit at a desk, pen in hand, and write even more dreams. This nearly doubled her output.”",
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                        "text": "Some kids have never seen what a real tomato looks like off the vine. They don't know where a cucumber comes from. And that really affects the way they view food. So a garden helps them really get their hands dirty, literally, and understand the whole process of where their food comes from. And I wanted them to see just how challenging and rewarding it is to grow your own food, so that they would better understand what our farmers are doing every single day across this country and have an appreciation for ... that American tradition of growing our own food and feeding ourselves.",
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                        "text": "Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and say, \"Why were things of this sort ever brought into this world?\" neither intolerable nor everlasting - if thou bearest in mind that it has its limits, and if thou addest nothing to it in imagination. Pain is either an evil to the body (then let the body say what it thinks of it!)-or to the soul. But it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity and tranquility. . . .",
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                        "text": "“Roses climbed the shed, entwined with dark purple clematis, leaves as glossy as satin. There were no thorns. Patience's cupboard was overflowing with remedies, and the little barn was often crowded with seekers. The half acre of meadow was wild with cosmos and lupine, coreopsis, and sweet William. Basil, thyme, coriander, and broad leaf parsley grew in billowing clouds of green; the smell so fresh your mouth watered and you began to plan the next meal. Cucumbers spilled out of the raised beds, fighting for space with the peas and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, and bright yellow peppers. The cart was righted out by the road and was soon bowed under glass jars and tin pails of sunflowers, zinnias, dahlias, and salvia. Pears, apples, and out-of-season apricots sat in balsa wood baskets in the shade, and watermelons, some with pink flesh, some with yellow, all sweet and seedless, lined the willow fence.”",
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