--- title: "1 Cruella De Vil Quotes By P.C. Cast" description: "1 Cruella De Vil quotes by P.C. Cast. Plus more from P.C. Cast and more Cruella De Vil sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/p-c-cast-3629_bake-sale_prologue-zoey-wow-z-this-is-a-seriously_2024980.png" --- > [“PROLOGUE   Zoey “Wow, Z, this is a seriously awesome turnout. There are more humans here than fleas on an old dog!” Stevie Rae shielded her eyes with her hand as she looked around at the newly lit-up campus. Dallas…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/prologue-zoey-wow-z-this-is-a-seriously-awesome-turnout-there-are/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/p-c-cast-3629_bake-sale_prologue-zoey-wow-z-this-is-a-seriously_2024980.png) ## More by P.C. Cast > [“zoey: Holy crap, Aphrodite! Could you not sneak up and scare me? Aphrodite: No one was sneaking and holy crap is that a curse?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/zoey-holy-crap-aphrodite-could-you-not-sneak-up-and-scare-me/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“I always thought you had you a bad case of head-up-your-ass-itis. -Kramisha”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/i-always-thought-you-had-you-a-bad-case-of-head-up-your-ass-itis/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/that-man-is-such-a-damn-turd-monkey-grandma-i-said-oh-zoeybird-did-i/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/the-ability-to-accessorize-is-what-elevates-us-from-lower-life-forms/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“You asked what you’d done to displease me and I told you: you’re breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/you-asked-what-you-d-done-to-displease-me-and-i-told-you-you-re/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?' "For the gazillionth time, no. You look fine.' Shit. I knew it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/she-turned-her-face-to-me-can-you-tell-i-ve-been-crying-for-the/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“ Soul mates do always find each other, Artemis thought.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/soul-mates-do-always-find-each-other-artemis-thought/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Adam's gaze quickly shifted from the full tattoo on my face, to the V-neck of my T-shirt and the glimpse of tattooing across my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/adam-s-gaze-quickly-shifted-from-the-full-tattoo-on-my-face-to-the-v/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/so-even-in-the-midst-of-craziness-and-exhaustion-and-a-life-changing/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Been dead, done that got a fricken t-shirt”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/been-dead-done-that-got-a-fricken-t-shirt/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“I demand to know who did this to my man's face.-Aphrodite Lafonte”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/i-demand-to-know-who-did-this-to-my-man-s-face-aphrodite-lafonte/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Clearly, the Goddess has a sense of humor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/clearly-the-goddess-has-a-sense-of-humor/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Never say no to sex”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/never-say-no-to-sex/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/oh-zoeybird-did-i-call-your-mother-s-husband-a-damn-turd-monkey/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) > [“it's hard to march purposefully, or in any other way, when your thighs are screaming like Richard Simmons in a candy store- good God,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-c-cast/it-s-hard-to-march-purposefully-or-in-any-other-way-when-your-thighs/) [P.C. Cast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-c-cast/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cruella-de-vil/p-c-cast/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cruella De Vil Quotes By P.C. Cast", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“PROLOGUE   Zoey “Wow, Z, this is a seriously awesome turnout. There are more humans here than fleas on an old dog!” Stevie Rae shielded her eyes with her hand as she looked around at the newly lit-up campus. Dallas was a total jerk, but we all admitted that the twinkling lights he’d wrapped around the trunks and limbs of the old oaks gave the entire campus a magickal, fairy-like glow. “That is one of your more disgusting bumpkin analogies,” Aphrodite said. “Though it’s accurate. Especially since there are a bunch of city politicians here. Total parasites.” “Try to be nice,” I said. “Or at least try to be quiet.” “Does that mean your daddy, the mayor, is here?” Stevie Rae’s already gawking eyes got even wider. “I suppose it does. I caught a glimpse of Cruella De Vil, a.k.a. She Who Bore Me, not long ago.” Aphrodite paused and her brows went up. “We should probably keep an eye on the Street Cats kittens. I saw some cute little black and white ones with especially fluffy fur.” Stevie Rae sucked air. “Ohmygoodness, your mamma wouldn’t really make a kitten fur coat, would she?” “Faster than you can say Bubba’s drinkin’ and drivin’ again,” Aphrodite mimicked Stevie Rae’s Okie twang. “Stevie Rae—she’s kidding. Tell her the truth,” I nudged Aphrodite. “Fine. She doesn’t skin kittens. Or puppies. Just baby seals and democrats.” Stevie Rae’s brow furrowed. “See, everything is fine. Plus, Damien’s at the Street Cats booth, and you know he’d never let one little kitten whisker be hurt—let alone a whole coat,” I assured my BFF, refusing to let Aphrodite mess up our good mood. “Actually, everything is more than fine. Check out what we managed to pull off in a little over a week.” I sighed in relief at the success of our event and let my gaze wander around the packed school grounds. Stevie Rae, Shaylin, Shaunee, Aphrodite, and I were manning the bake sale booth (while Stevie Rae’s mom and a bunch of her PTA friends moved through the crowd with samples of the chocolate chip cookies we were selling, like, zillions of). From our position near Nyx’s statue, we had a great view of the whole campus. I could see a long line at Grandma’s lavender booth. That made me smile. Not far from Grandma, Thanatos had set up a job application area, and there were a bunch of humans filling out paperwork there. In the center of the grounds there were two huge silver and white tents draped with more of Dallas’s twinkling lights. In one tent Stark and Darius and the Sons of Erebus Warriors were demonstrating weaponry. I watched as Stark was showing a young boy how to hold a bow. Stark’s gaze lifted from the kid and met mine. We shared a quick, intimate smile”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "P.C. 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