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title: "1 Cruelest Quotes By Rick Reilly"
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> [Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/golf-is-the-cruelest-game-because-eventually-it-will-drag-you-out-in/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

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## Other authors on Cruelest

## More by Rick Reilly

> [The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/the-best-thing-to-ever-happen-to-marriage-is-the-pause-live-tv-button/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/never-let-anyone-tell-you-sports-doesn-t-matter-never-let-them-tell/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [A man is more than his failings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/a-man-is-more-than-his-failings/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/i-write-the-story-that-nobody-reads-someday-i-m-going-to-write-it-in/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/there-s-never-been-a-finer-man-in-american-sports-than-john-wooden-or/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [It's people stories that make good reading. I don't feel like I'm a sportswriter. I feel like I'm a guy who writes about people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/it-s-people-stories-that-make-good-reading-i-don-t-feel-like-i-m-a/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/golf-is-the-cruelest-game-because-eventually-it-will-drag-you-out-in/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/exactly-how-intricate-a-sport-is-jogging-you-were-two-years-old-you/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/college-football-is-lsu-s-tiger-stadium-at-night/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/maybe-i-m-just-getting-old-but-i-remember-when-your-average-nfl/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/im-afraid-wisconsin-is-you-nebraska-only-with-much-better-parties-and/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

> [I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-reilly/i-was-a-terrible-sugar-babies-addict-so-i-had-more-cavities-than-the/)

[Rick Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-reilly/)

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