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> [“A crooked old man had been playing solitaire in there with an actual deck of cards when she and Chloe had arrived. Emily estimated his age to be somewhere between eighty-five and infinity,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-brogan/a-crooked-old-man-had-been-playing-solitaire-in-there-with-an-actual/)

[Tracy Brogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-brogan/)

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> [He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/he-is-deformed-crooked-old-and-sere-ill-faced-worse-bodied-shapeless/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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