--- title: "2 Crime fiction Quotes By Simon Palmer" description: "2 Crime fiction quotes by Simon Palmer. Plus more from Simon Palmer and more Crime fiction sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/simon-palmer-56248_aids_no-sun-cream-or-condoms-just-in-case-you_723230.jpg" --- > [“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can imagine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/no-sun-cream-or-condoms-just-in-case-you-re-looking-at-the-lady-boys/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/simon-palmer-56248_aids_no-sun-cream-or-condoms-just-in-case-you_723230.jpg) > [“Reaching for the basket of sex accoutrements, she took a thin, red tube, squeezed some clear gel onto her fingertips and returned to fondle his balls. “What’s that?” he asked, feeling a warm, tingling sensation around his genitals. “You not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/reaching-for-the-basket-of-sex-accoutrements-she-took-a-thin-red-tube/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/simon-palmer-56248_crime-fiction_reaching-for-the-basket-of-sex-accoutrem_2788040.jpg) ## Other authors on Crime fiction - [Steen Langstrup 14 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crime-fiction/steen-langstrup/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-michael-connelly-67004.jpg) Michael Connelly 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crime-fiction/michael-connelly/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-karin-slaughter-55166.jpg) Karin Slaughter 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crime-fiction/karin-slaughter/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-denise-mina-28668.jpg) Denise Mina 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crime-fiction/denise-mina/) ## More by Simon Palmer > [“I noticed some scratch marks and faded blood stains high up on a wall. “What happened there?” “An inmate must have tried to escape.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/i-noticed-some-scratch-marks-and-faded-blood-stains-high-up-on-a-wall/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) > [“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/no-sun-cream-or-condoms-just-in-case-you-re-looking-at-the-lady-boys/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) > [“THE PLAQUE read HARVEY GOULD, P I. It was the middle of the day, but the blinds were closed. Inside a desktop sat flanked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/the-plaque-read-harvey-gould-p-i-it-was-the-middle-of-the-day-but-the/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) > [“PANG LIVED in an obscure district off On Nuch and to reach his house required a long drive down some narrow dirt tracks. Dust…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/pang-lived-in-an-obscure-district-off-on-nuch-and-to-reach-his-house/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) > [“HAVING NEVER taken a decent holiday before, I decided on a trip to Thailand, booked a flight and flew out the following week. Mate,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/having-never-taken-a-decent-holiday-before-i-decided-on-a-trip-to/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) > [“Reaching for the basket of sex accoutrements, she took a thin, red tube, squeezed some clear gel onto her fingertips and returned to fondle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-palmer/reaching-for-the-basket-of-sex-accoutrements-she-took-a-thin-red-tube/) [Simon Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-palmer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crime-fiction/simon-palmer/#itemlist", "name": "2 Crime fiction Quotes By Simon Palmer", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. 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