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title: "2 Cried Funeral Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [“I think she cried at my funeral. It's not that I'm conceited or anything, but I'm pretty sure. Sometimes I can actually picture her talking about me to some guy she feels close to. Talking about me dying. About how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etgar-keret/i-think-she-cried-at-my-funeral-it-s-not-that-i-m-conceited-or/)

[Etgar Keret](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/etgar-keret/)

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> [“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was there, in the front pew at the church, chopping onions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-cried-at-the-funeral-it-wasn-t-because-i-loved-her-it-was-because-i/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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