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> [“I'm about ready to take an axe to this piece-of-shit crib.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/i-m-about-ready-to-take-an-axe-to-this-piece-of-shit-crib/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

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## More by Lola Stark

> [“Cum gutters are pretty high up there too,” I smiled sleepily.   “Cum gutters?” he asked with a short laugh,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/cum-gutters-are-pretty-high-up-there-too-i-smiled-sleepily-cum/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“You're his rainbow at the end of the storm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/you-re-his-rainbow-at-the-end-of-the-storm/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“I would praise the Lord above for a ticket to that ride.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/i-would-praise-the-lord-above-for-a-ticket-to-that-ride/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“You make my vagina all melty,--wait no!--You make my belly all melty. My vaginas hot!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/you-make-my-vagina-all-melty-wait-no-you-make-my-belly-all-melty-my/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“What the f~ck you're doing is pulling your head outta your ass and getting with the motherf~cking program, babe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/what-the-f-ck-you-re-doing-is-pulling-your-head-outta-your-ass-and/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“My God, Mace was all man, the kind of man every warm-blooded woman would love to take home for the night, tie to her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/my-god-mace-was-all-man-the-kind-of-man-every-warm-blooded-woman/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“I had to go and be stupid enough to fall in love. Love only leads to heartbreak; I'd seen it on more than one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/i-had-to-go-and-be-stupid-enough-to-fall-in-love-love-only-leads-to/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“If I wanted something, I’d do almost anything to make it happen. It had been part of my job in the special ops for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/if-i-wanted-something-i-d-do-almost-anything-to-make-it-happen-it-had/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“I'm about ready to take an axe to this piece-of-shit crib.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/i-m-about-ready-to-take-an-axe-to-this-piece-of-shit-crib/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“Loving somebody changed people. It made them do stupid things. It made them change who they were and I'd seen it firsthand.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/loving-somebody-changed-people-it-made-them-do-stupid-things-it-made/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“I was going to be sweet. So damn sweet she'd get a toothache.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/i-was-going-to-be-sweet-so-damn-sweet-she-d-get-a-toothache/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/scarlett-garcia-fell-at-the-feet-of-no-gloriously-delicious-man/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“Damn, I wasn’t a woman and I wasn’t real stoked at the idea of my fun house turning into an escape hatch. I felt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/damn-i-wasn-t-a-woman-and-i-wasn-t-real-stoked-at-the-idea-of-my-fun/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“I didn't get jealous; that word shouldn't even be in my damn vocabulary, and it never had been before.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/i-didn-t-get-jealous-that-word-shouldn-t-even-be-in-my-damn/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

> [“What would it hurt? it was only my heart, right?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lola-stark/what-would-it-hurt-it-was-only-my-heart-right/)

[Lola Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lola-stark/)

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