--- title: "1 Crib Quotes By Jeff Kinney" description: "1 Crib quotes by Jeff Kinney. Plus more from Jeff Kinney and more Crib sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe3/jeff-kinney-4064_drawers_he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-mon_1805042.png" --- > [He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-months-of-my-life-i-had-to-sleep/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe3/jeff-kinney-4064_drawers_he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-mon_1805042.png) ## More by Jeff Kinney > [Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books aren't amoral, they are not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/kids-can-sniff-out-when-they-are-being-preached-to-and-they-don-t/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [hope your birthday is hot hot hot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/hope-your-birthday-is-hot-hot-hot/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [In middle school, I started to draw, and my pencil sketches were huge. They were these 4ft by 3ft drawings, and I got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/in-middle-school-i-started-to-draw-and-my-pencil-sketches-were-huge/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/well-the-problem-is-it-s-not-easy-for-me-to-think-of-ways-to-improve/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/there-was-this-book-dad-used-to-read-to-me-every-night-called-the/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [I work in the house next to where I live. We bought a smaller house that I use as my office and the place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/i-work-in-the-house-next-to-where-i-live-we-bought-a-smaller-house/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [Many of Judy Blume's books - which I devoured when I was growing up and where I found characters that were believable because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/many-of-judy-blume-s-books-which-i-devoured-when-i-was-growing-up-and/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/the-only-reason-i-get-out-of-bed-at-all-on-weekends-is-because/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pentagon and my mother was an educator,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/i-had-a-very-normal-very-typical-american-childhood-my-father-worked/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/i-ve-never-run-into-a-person-who-yearns-for-their-middle-school-days/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [I think goodreads is the best place to look for books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/i-think-goodreads-is-the-best-place-to-look-for-books/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/i-don-t-know-if-this-makes-me-a-bad-person-or-whatever-but-it-s-hard/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [I can tell you that the book 'The Ugly Truth' is about puberty and all the awfulness that comes with that time in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/i-can-tell-you-that-the-book-the-ugly-truth-is-about-puberty-and-all/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/when-i-was-on-the-swim-team-as-a-kid-i-used-to-hide-out-from-my-coach/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) > [Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/holly-is-the-fourth-prettiest-girl-in-the-class-but-the-top-3-all/) [Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-kinney/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crib/jeff-kinney/#itemlist", "name": "1 Crib Quotes By Jeff Kinney", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jeff Kinney" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-kinney/he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-months-of-my-life-i-had-to-sleep/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe3/jeff-kinney-4064_drawers_he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-mon_1805042.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe3/jeff-kinney-4064_drawers_he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-mon_1805042.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe3/jeff-kinney-4064_drawers_he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-mon_1805042.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm…” — Jeff Kinney", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crib/jeff-kinney/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crib/jeff-kinney/", "name": "Crib Quotes by Jeff Kinney", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crib/jeff-kinney/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe3/jeff-kinney-4064_drawers_he-got-the-crib-so-for-the-first-few-mon_1805042.png" }, "description": "1 Crib quotes by Jeff Kinney. 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