--- title: "1 Credit Check Quotes By Pat Paulsen" description: "1 Credit Check quotes by Pat Paulsen. Plus more from Pat Paulsen and more Credit Check sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/053/pat-paulsen-11025_about_you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jo_2512593.png" --- > [You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jokes-about-ross-perot-because/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/053/pat-paulsen-11025_about_you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jo_2512593.png) ## More by Pat Paulsen > [The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/the-only-thing-we-have-to-fear-is-fear-itself-and-possibly-teh-bogey/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/only-a-cheap-politician-greedy-for-political-gain-would-try-to-single/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/assuming-either-the-left-wing-or-the-right-wing-gained-control-of-the/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/i-like-to-pour-my-wines-for-people-i-watch-their-eyes-i-can-see-what/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/in-conclusion-you-can-see-that-there-is-a-place-for-censors-and-we/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/i-read-an-article-that-said-one-in-five-americans-thinks-elvis-is/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/i-ve-been-on-the-campaign-trail-so-long-some-of-my-wine-has-turned-to/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/censorship-does-not-interfere-with-the-constitutional-rights-of-every/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/wine-is-something-to-enjoy-we-get-sick-and-tired-of-people-who-pick/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/i-once-told-tommy-smothers-if-i-could-just-get-the-money-and-the/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/i-will-not-claim-i-will-solve-all-the-world-s-problems-by-myself-if-i/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/the-last-few-years-of-my-life-have-been-a-little-like-a-long-ride-in/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [I don't need adult supervision.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/i-don-t-need-adult-supervision/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/having-a-comic-in-the-white-house-will-assure-stability-in-foreign/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) > [You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/you-can-fool-some-of-the-people-all-of-the-time-and-all-of-the-people/) [Pat Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-paulsen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/credit-check/pat-paulsen/#itemlist", "name": "1 Credit Check Quotes By Pat Paulsen", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pat Paulsen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-paulsen/you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jokes-about-ross-perot-because/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/053/pat-paulsen-11025_about_you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jo_2512593.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/053/pat-paulsen-11025_about_you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jo_2512593.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/053/pat-paulsen-11025_about_you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jo_2512593.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is…” — Pat Paulsen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/credit-check/pat-paulsen/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/credit-check/pat-paulsen/", "name": "Credit Check Quotes by Pat Paulsen", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/credit-check/pat-paulsen/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/053/pat-paulsen-11025_about_you-have-to-understand-i-can-t-do-any-jo_2512593.png" }, "description": "1 Credit Check quotes by Pat Paulsen. 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