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> [I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-davidson/i-always-wanted-to-host-a-show-throw-whipped-cream-pies-theater-is/)

[Doug Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-davidson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52d/doug-davidson-29947_cream_i-always-wanted-to-host-a-show-throw-whi_145629.png)

> [Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brin/where-subtlety-fails-us-we-must-simply-make-do-with-cream-pies/)

[David Brin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de7/david-brin-3024_cream_where-subtlety-fails-us-we-must-simply-m_1709147.png)

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