--- title: "23 Crazy Quotes By Rachel Caine" description: "23 Crazy quotes by Rachel Caine. Plus more from Rachel Caine and more Crazy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b1/rachel-caine-217_crazy_you-re-the-crazy-whisperer-340391_340391.jpg" --- > [“You're the crazy whisperer!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-re-the-crazy-whisperer/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b1/rachel-caine-217_crazy_you-re-the-crazy-whisperer-340391_340391.jpg) > [I'm insane, not forgetful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-insane-not-forgetful/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/rachel-caine-217_forgetful_i-m-insane-not-forgetful-1673386_1673386.jpg) > [Don't run I never liked fast food](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/don-t-run-i-never-liked-fast-food/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/435/rachel-caine-217_crazy_don-t-run-i-never-liked-fast-food-122370_1223704.jpg) > [“I can smell the crazy on that man from here. I have a nose for it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-can-smell-the-crazy-on-that-man-from-here-i-have-a-nose-for-it/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c4/rachel-caine-217_crazy_i-can-smell-the-crazy-on-that-man-from-h_381505.jpg) > [I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-crazy-he-lives-in-a-hole-in-2/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b2/rachel-caine-217_assistants_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_2968108.jpg) > [“He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/he-lives-in-a-hole-in-the-ground-dresses-funny-and-occasionally-eats/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/rachel-caine-217_crazy_he-lives-in-a-hole-in-the-ground-dresses_2831648.jpg) > [Who's Myrnin?" Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss." "You realize no part of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/who-s-myrnin-claire-controlled-an-urge-to-roll-her-eyes-badass-crazy/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/rachel-caine-217_badass_who-s-myrnin-claire-controlled-an-urge-t_2649279.jpg) > [He had on bunny slippers. These had fangs. They all stared at them in silence for about a heartbeat, and then Shane…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/he-had-on-bunny-slippers-these-had-fangs-they-all-stared-at-them-in/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/rachel-caine-217_bunnies_he-had-on-bunny-slippers-these-had-fangs_2874956.jpg) > [Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/whatever-crazy-chick-who-maybe-lives-here-and-maybe-also-breaks-into/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a59/rachel-caine-217_break_whatever-crazy-chick-who-maybe-lives-her_1520620.jpg) > [Is it crazy right now to say I love you?” She didn’t even pause. “Given that I just stabbed you? Seems a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/is-it-crazy-right-now-to-say-i-love-you-she-didn-t-even-pause-given/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a24/rachel-caine-217_crazy_is-it-crazy-right-now-to-say-i-love-you_547514.jpg) > [Myrnin," she said. "He didn't show up at the rendezvous." "And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/myrnin-she-said-he-didn-t-show-up-at-the-rendezvous-and-dude-s-crazy/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/rachel-caine-217_cases_myrnin-she-said-he-didn-t-show-up-at-the_698507.jpg) > [If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.' 'Is he UNstable?'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/if-myrnin-pokes-his-crazy-head-up-before-then-call-me-and-try-to-keep/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01a/rachel-caine-217_call-me_if-myrnin-pokes-his-crazy-head-up-before_2592097.jpg) > [“I'm worried he's going to . . . do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-crazy-he-lives-in-a-hole-in/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94d/rachel-caine-217_quote_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_1338166.jpg) > [The Morganville in her wanted to tell people to go home and be safe, but she knew that was verging on crazy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/the-morganville-in-her-wanted-to-tell-people-to-go-home-and-be-safe/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc0/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_the-morganville-in-her-wanted-to-tell-pe_1813240.jpg) > [“I need to be a vampire," she said. "and I want one of them to make it happen. Michael will do fine.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-need-to-be-a-vampire-she-said-and-i-want-one-of-them-to-make-it/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53f/rachel-caine-217_crazy_i-need-to-be-a-vampire-she-said-and-i-wa_2555319.jpg) > [“I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-crazy-he-lives-in-a-hole-in-3/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78a/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_3216684.jpg) > [This won't stop her from getting elected," Shane said. "Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/this-won-t-stop-her-from-getting-elected-shane-said-stupider-people/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4d/rachel-caine-217_america_this-won-t-stop-her-from-getting-elected_2316301.jpg) > [Claire was struggling through last summer’s diary volume when Myrnin popped in through the portal, wearing a big floppy black hat and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/claire-was-struggling-through-last-summer-s-diary-volume-when-myrnin/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a3/rachel-caine-217_ankles_claire-was-struggling-through-last-summe_618517.jpg) > [You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?" "No," Claire said, "but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-re-kidding-shane-said-do-you-think-i-want-to-visit-crazy-mcteeth/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad5/rachel-caine-217_claire_you-re-kidding-shane-said-do-you-think-i_2237361.jpg) > [It is a natural stronghold for them—they can infest this maze of iron and water like a horde of starving cockroaches, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/it-is-a-natural-stronghold-for-them-they-can-infest-this-maze-of-iron/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da3/rachel-caine-217_anticipate_it-is-a-natural-stronghold-for-them-they_2186627.jpg) > [Morley put his hand over his heart and bowed from the waist, a gesture that somehow reminded Claire of Myrnin. It reminded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/morley-put-his-hand-over-his-heart-and-bowed-from-the-waist-a-gesture/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/938/rachel-caine-217_boss_morley-put-his-hand-over-his-heart-and-b_706557.jpg) > [If you ask me if I’m imagining it again, I’m going to punch you out, Dead Man Walking.” Michael raised his eyebrows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/if-you-ask-me-if-i-m-imagining-it-again-i-m-going-to-punch-you-out/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e3/rachel-caine-217_ask-me_if-you-ask-me-if-i-m-imagining-it-again_674424.jpg) > [Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/claire-said-i-might-be-able-to-get-him-to-stop-who-crazy-dude-maybe/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/rachel-caine-217_able_claire-said-i-might-be-able-to-get-him-t_194163.jpg) ## Other authors on Crazy ## More by Rachel Caine > [Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/ay-firmative-eve-said-and-tried-for-a-smile-sorry-an-aliens-reference/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [“Please don't go away. You--you matter. To me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/please-don-t-go-away-you-you-matter-to-me/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/but-that-quickly-faded-and-he-frowned-you-re-bleeding-he-said-what/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/did-he-just-say-yes-claire-said-smiling-yes-he-did-whoa-guess-i-d/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [“Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/hell-shane-spit-in-disgust-i-can-t-hit-a-girl-here-claire-you-hit-her/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [“If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/if-she-were-any-friendlier-she-d-be-giving-you-a-lapdance-right-now/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-get-maudlin-some-people-drink-some-get-depressed-some-run-around/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [“I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-felt-i-should-repeat-it-for-the-other-slipper-in-case-there-should/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [“As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/as-he-filled-the-mug-with-coffee-michael-waited-for-shane-to-make/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/there-is-a-certain-freedom-in-giving-up-all-hope-one-is-no-longer/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [Shane talking to Claire - "Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-talking-to-claire-hang-on-slow-down-i-m-not-going-anywhere-you/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/oliver-laughed-actually-laughed-i-like-this-new-claire-he-said-you/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/here-myrnin-said-his-voice-still-gentle-and-low-amelie-said-you-had/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [shane:you only love me for my abs clair:shut up loser shift off](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-you-only-love-me-for-my-abs-clair-shut-up-loser-shift-off/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) > [Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/maybe-i-should-i-don-t-know-leave-because-this-is-starting-to-sound/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crazy/rachel-caine/#itemlist", "name": "23 Crazy Quotes By Rachel Caine", "numberOfItems": 23, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You're the crazy whisperer!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-re-the-crazy-whisperer/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b1/rachel-caine-217_crazy_you-re-the-crazy-whisperer-340391_340391.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b1/rachel-caine-217_crazy_you-re-the-crazy-whisperer-340391_340391.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b1/rachel-caine-217_crazy_you-re-the-crazy-whisperer-340391_340391.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You're the crazy whisperer!” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm insane, not forgetful.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-insane-not-forgetful/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/rachel-caine-217_forgetful_i-m-insane-not-forgetful-1673386_1673386.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/rachel-caine-217_forgetful_i-m-insane-not-forgetful-1673386_1673386.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/rachel-caine-217_forgetful_i-m-insane-not-forgetful-1673386_1673386.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm insane, not forgetful.” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don't run I never liked fast food", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/don-t-run-i-never-liked-fast-food/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/435/rachel-caine-217_crazy_don-t-run-i-never-liked-fast-food-122370_1223704.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/435/rachel-caine-217_crazy_don-t-run-i-never-liked-fast-food-122370_1223704.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/435/rachel-caine-217_crazy_don-t-run-i-never-liked-fast-food-122370_1223704.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don't run I never liked fast food” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I can smell the crazy on that man from here. 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These had fangs. They all stared at them in silence for about a heartbeat, and then Shane said, \"That is impressively wicked. Crazy, but wicked.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/he-had-on-bunny-slippers-these-had-fangs-they-all-stared-at-them-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/rachel-caine-217_bunnies_he-had-on-bunny-slippers-these-had-fangs_2874956.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/rachel-caine-217_bunnies_he-had-on-bunny-slippers-these-had-fangs_2874956.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/rachel-caine-217_bunnies_he-had-on-bunny-slippers-these-had-fangs_2874956.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He had on bunny slippers. These had fangs. 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Have a nice delusion. -Shayne", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/whatever-crazy-chick-who-maybe-lives-here-and-maybe-also-breaks-into/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a59/rachel-caine-217_break_whatever-crazy-chick-who-maybe-lives-her_1520620.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a59/rachel-caine-217_break_whatever-crazy-chick-who-maybe-lives-her_1520620.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a59/rachel-caine-217_break_whatever-crazy-chick-who-maybe-lives-her_1520620.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Is it crazy right now to say I love you?” She didn’t even pause. “Given that I just stabbed you? Seems a little weird, yeah.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/is-it-crazy-right-now-to-say-i-love-you-she-didn-t-even-pause-given/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a24/rachel-caine-217_crazy_is-it-crazy-right-now-to-say-i-love-you_547514.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a24/rachel-caine-217_crazy_is-it-crazy-right-now-to-say-i-love-you_547514.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a24/rachel-caine-217_crazy_is-it-crazy-right-now-to-say-i-love-you_547514.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Is it crazy right now to say I love you?” She didn’t even pause. “Given that I just stabbed you? 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He probally went of the chase butterflys or something", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/myrnin-she-said-he-didn-t-show-up-at-the-rendezvous-and-dude-s-crazy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/rachel-caine-217_cases_myrnin-she-said-he-didn-t-show-up-at-the_698507.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/rachel-caine-217_cases_myrnin-she-said-he-didn-t-show-up-at-the_698507.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/rachel-caine-217_cases_myrnin-she-said-he-didn-t-show-up-at-the_698507.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Myrnin,\" she said. \"He didn't show up at the rendezvous.\" \"And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.' 'Is he UNstable?' 'I don't know, how can I tell? You're the crazy whisperer!' She had a point. 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'Is he…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm worried he's going to . . . do something crazy.\" \"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants,\" Evesaid. \"Define crazy.\" Claire closed her eyes. \"Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it intothe machine.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-crazy-he-lives-in-a-hole-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94d/rachel-caine-217_quote_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_1338166.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94d/rachel-caine-217_quote_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_1338166.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94d/rachel-caine-217_quote_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_1338166.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm worried he's going to . . . do something crazy.\" \"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The Morganville in her wanted to tell people to go home and be safe, but she knew that was verging on crazy. The world these laughing people lived in was a very different place. She was in a very different place.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/the-morganville-in-her-wanted-to-tell-people-to-go-home-and-be-safe/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc0/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_the-morganville-in-her-wanted-to-tell-pe_1813240.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc0/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_the-morganville-in-her-wanted-to-tell-pe_1813240.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc0/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_the-morganville-in-her-wanted-to-tell-pe_1813240.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The Morganville in her wanted to tell people to go home and be safe, but she knew that was verging on crazy…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I need to be a vampire,\" she said. \"and I want one of them to make it happen. Michael will do fine. I don't care who turns me. The important thing is that if I change, I'll be a princess.\" I was wrong. She was really crazy.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-need-to-be-a-vampire-she-said-and-i-want-one-of-them-to-make-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53f/rachel-caine-217_crazy_i-need-to-be-a-vampire-she-said-and-i-wa_2555319.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53f/rachel-caine-217_crazy_i-need-to-be-a-vampire-she-said-and-i-wa_2555319.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53f/rachel-caine-217_crazy_i-need-to-be-a-vampire-she-said-and-i-wa_2555319.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I need to be a vampire,\" she said. \"and I want one of them to make it happen. Michael will do fine. I don't…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 16, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy.\" \"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants,\" Eve said. \"Define crazy .\" Claire closed her eyes. \"Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine.\" Dead silence.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-crazy-he-lives-in-a-hole-in-3/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78a/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_3216684.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78a/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_3216684.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78a/rachel-caine-217_claire-danvers_i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-c_3216684.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy.\" \"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "This won't stop her from getting elected,\" Shane said. \"Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy.\" \"I would like to think better of us,\" Claire said, \"but yeah. You're right.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/this-won-t-stop-her-from-getting-elected-shane-said-stupider-people/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4d/rachel-caine-217_america_this-won-t-stop-her-from-getting-elected_2316301.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4d/rachel-caine-217_america_this-won-t-stop-her-from-getting-elected_2316301.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4d/rachel-caine-217_america_this-won-t-stop-her-from-getting-elected_2316301.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This won't stop her from getting elected,\" Shane said. \"Stupider people get elected all the time. It's…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Claire was struggling through last summer’s diary volume when Myrnin popped in through the portal, wearing a big floppy black hat and a kind of crazy/stylish pimp coat that covered him from neck to ankles, black leather gloves, and a black and silver walking stick with a dragon’s head on it. And, on his lapel was a button that said, If you can read this, thank a teacher.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/claire-was-struggling-through-last-summer-s-diary-volume-when-myrnin/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a3/rachel-caine-217_ankles_claire-was-struggling-through-last-summe_618517.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a3/rachel-caine-217_ankles_claire-was-struggling-through-last-summe_618517.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a3/rachel-caine-217_ankles_claire-was-struggling-through-last-summe_618517.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Claire was struggling through last summer’s diary volume when Myrnin popped in through the portal, wearing a…” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You're kidding,\" Shane said. \"Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?\" \"No,\" Claire said, \"but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?\" \"Right. 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