--- title: "12 Crazy Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut" description: "12 Crazy quotes by Kurt Vonnegut. Plus more from Kurt Vonnegut and more Crazy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/kurt-vonnegut-41_crazy_generally-speaking-espionage-offers-each_272274.jpg" --- > [Generally speaking, espionage offers each spy an opportunity to go crazy in a way he finds irresistible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/generally-speaking-espionage-offers-each-spy-an-opportunity-to-go/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/kurt-vonnegut-41_crazy_generally-speaking-espionage-offers-each_272274.jpg) > [Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/say-what-you-will-about-the-sweet-miracle-of-unquestioning-faith-i/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58e/kurt-vonnegut-41_atheism_say-what-you-will-about-the-sweet-miracl_1305000.jpg) > [“Nobody else suspected that he was going crazy. Everybody else thought he looked fine and was acting fine. Now he was in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/nobody-else-suspected-that-he-was-going-crazy-everybody-else-thought/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/kurt-vonnegut-41_crazy_nobody-else-suspected-that-he-was-going_214135.jpg) > [He was seemingly born not only with a gift for language, but with a particularly nasty clock which makes him go crazy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/he-was-seemingly-born-not-only-with-a-gift-for-language-but-with-a/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94e/kurt-vonnegut-41_born_he-was-seemingly-born-not-only-with-a-gi_2394784.jpg) > [ You know what truth is? \[...\] It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/you-know-what-truth-is-it-s-some-crazy-thing-my-neighbor-believes-if/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16c/kurt-vonnegut-41_believe_you-know-what-truth-is-it-s-some-crazy-t_127432.jpg) > [“Here is a crazy thing we could actually do, probably, but we would never do it, of course. It’s just fun to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/here-is-a-crazy-thing-we-could-actually-do-probably-but-we-would/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a05/kurt-vonnegut-41_quote_here-is-a-crazy-thing-we-could-actually_2137176.jpg) > [The First Amendment reads more like a dream than a law, and no other nation, so far as I know, has been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-first-amendment-reads-more-like-a-dream-than-a-law-and-no-other/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5df/kurt-vonnegut-41_absurd_the-first-amendment-reads-more-like-a-dr_976389.jpg) > [Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/human-beings-are-chimpanzees-who-get-crazy-drunk-on-power-by-saying/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/473/kurt-vonnegut-41_body_human-beings-are-chimpanzees-who-get-cra_1506936.jpg) > [“The doctors agreed: He was going crazy...they didn't think it had anything to do with the war. They were sure Billy was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-doctors-agreed-he-was-going-crazy-they-didn-t-think-it-had/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dc/kurt-vonnegut-41_grand-canyon_the-doctors-agreed-he-was-going-crazy-th_2056557.jpg) > [Never take liquor into the bedroom. Don't stick anything in your ears. Be anything but an architect. Live in a nice country…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/never-take-liquor-into-the-bedroom-don-t-stick-anything-in-your-ears/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d07/kurt-vonnegut-41_architect_never-take-liquor-into-the-bedroom-don-t_494307.jpg) > [Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end, And our God will take things back that He to us did lend.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/someday-someday-this-crazy-world-will-have-to-end-and-our-god-will/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/440/kurt-vonnegut-41_bokonon_someday-someday-this-crazy-world-will-ha_19711.jpg) > [But I have to say this in defense of humankind: In no matter what era in history, including the Garden of Eden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/but-i-have-to-say-this-in-defense-of-humankind-in-no-matter-what-era/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16c/kurt-vonnegut-41_automobile_but-i-have-to-say-this-in-defense-of-hum_806844.jpg) ## Other authors on Crazy ## More by Kurt Vonnegut > [“You must bloom as a writer and I must bloom as a painter. Everything else about us is uninteresting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/you-must-bloom-as-a-writer-and-i-must-bloom-as-a-painter-everything/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“People aren't supposed to look back.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/people-aren-t-supposed-to-look-back/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“Have a good nap, did you?” said the porter. “Yes,” said Billy. “Man,” said the porter, “you sure had a hard-on.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/have-a-good-nap-did-you-said-the-porter-yes-said-billy-man-said-the/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“I told him that if we doubted that we are demons in Hell, he should read The Mysterious Stranger, which Mark Twain wrote in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-told-him-that-if-we-doubted-that-we-are-demons-in-hell-he-should/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [ “Thomas Jefferson High School \[..\] His high school was named after a slave owner who was also one of the world’s greatest theoreticians on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/thomas-jefferson-high-school-his-high-school-was-named-after-a-slave/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“I had a certain amount of skill as a dramatist, and Dr. Goebbels wanted me to use it”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-had-a-certain-amount-of-skill-as-a-dramatist-and-dr-goebbels-wanted/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/i-was-some-of-the-mud-that-got-to-sit-up-and-look-around-lucky-me/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“The town was Newport, Rhode Island, U.S.A., Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-town-was-newport-rhode-island-u-s-a-earth-solar-system-milky-way/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“Her face was one of a kind, a surprising variation that made observers think, Yes--that would be another very nice way for people to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/her-face-was-one-of-a-kind-a-surprising-variation-that-made-observers/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“You finally fell in love, I see,” said Salo. “Only an Earthling year ago,” said Constant. “It took us that long to realize that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/you-finally-fell-in-love-i-see-said-salo-only-an-earthling-year-ago/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“Like all Earthlings at the point of death, Mary Young sent faint reminders of herself to those who had known her. She released a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/like-all-earthlings-at-the-point-of-death-mary-young-sent-faint/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“And contrast Mary Kathleen, if you will, with my wife Ruth, the Ophelia of the death camps, who believed that even the most intelligent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/and-contrast-mary-kathleen-if-you-will-with-my-wife-ruth-the-ophelia/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end, And our God will take things back that He to us did lend. And if,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/someday-someday-this-crazy-world-will-have-to-end-and-our-god-will/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“They were going back to the slaughterhouse for souvenirs of the war.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/they-were-going-back-to-the-slaughterhouse-for-souvenirs-of-the-war/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) > [“There are plenty of good reasons for fighting," I said, "but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/there-are-plenty-of-good-reasons-for-fighting-i-said-but-no-good/) [Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crazy/kurt-vonnegut/#itemlist", "name": "12 Crazy Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Generally speaking, espionage offers each spy an opportunity to go crazy in a way he finds irresistible.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kurt Vonnegut" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/generally-speaking-espionage-offers-each-spy-an-opportunity-to-go/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/kurt-vonnegut-41_crazy_generally-speaking-espionage-offers-each_272274.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/kurt-vonnegut-41_crazy_generally-speaking-espionage-offers-each_272274.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/kurt-vonnegut-41_crazy_generally-speaking-espionage-offers-each_272274.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Generally speaking, espionage offers each spy an opportunity to go crazy in a way he finds irresistible.” — Kurt Vonnegut", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kurt Vonnegut" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/say-what-you-will-about-the-sweet-miracle-of-unquestioning-faith-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58e/kurt-vonnegut-41_atheism_say-what-you-will-about-the-sweet-miracl_1305000.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58e/kurt-vonnegut-41_atheism_say-what-you-will-about-the-sweet-miracl_1305000.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58e/kurt-vonnegut-41_atheism_say-what-you-will-about-the-sweet-miracl_1305000.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying…” — Kurt Vonnegut", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Nobody else suspected that he was going crazy. 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By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger of wrecking the morale of our soldiers fighting and dying in the Middle East? Their morale, like so many bodies, is already shot to pieces. They are being treated, as I never was, like toys a rich kid got for Christmas.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kurt Vonnegut" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/human-beings-are-chimpanzees-who-get-crazy-drunk-on-power-by-saying/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/473/kurt-vonnegut-41_body_human-beings-are-chimpanzees-who-get-cra_1506936.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/473/kurt-vonnegut-41_body_human-beings-are-chimpanzees-who-get-cra_1506936.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/473/kurt-vonnegut-41_body_human-beings-are-chimpanzees-who-get-cra_1506936.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. 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They were sure Billy was going to pieces because his father had thrown him into the deep end of the Y.M.C.A swimming pool when he was a little boy, and had then taken him to the rim of the Grand Canyon.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kurt Vonnegut" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-doctors-agreed-he-was-going-crazy-they-didn-t-think-it-had/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dc/kurt-vonnegut-41_grand-canyon_the-doctors-agreed-he-was-going-crazy-th_2056557.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dc/kurt-vonnegut-41_grand-canyon_the-doctors-agreed-he-was-going-crazy-th_2056557.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dc/kurt-vonnegut-41_grand-canyon_the-doctors-agreed-he-was-going-crazy-th_2056557.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The doctors agreed: He was going crazy...they didn't think it had anything to do with the war. 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