--- title: "13 Crazy Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson" description: "13 Crazy quotes by Hunter S. Thompson. Plus more from Hunter S. Thompson and more Crazy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a96/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_hit-him-again-jack-he-s-crazy-972933_972933.jpg" --- > [Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/hit-him-again-jack-he-s-crazy/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a96/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_hit-him-again-jack-he-s-crazy-972933_972933.jpg) > [...the crazy never die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/the-crazy-never-die/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d6/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_the-crazy-never-die-963428_963428.jpg) > [Some may never live, but the crazy never die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/some-may-never-live-but-the-crazy-never-die/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e35/hunter-s-thompson-278_being-crazy_some-may-never-live-but-the-crazy-never_2367579.jpg) > [Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/insanity-is-a-legal-term-crazy-is-an-art-form/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e07/hunter-s-thompson-278_art_insanity-is-a-legal-term-crazy-is-an-art_2756292.jpg) > [I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/i-felt-like-a-monster-reincarnation-of-horatio-alger-a-man-on-the/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f8/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_i-felt-like-a-monster-reincarnation-of-h_1218296.jpg) > ['Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/crazy-is-a-term-of-art-insane-is-a-term-of-law-remember-that-and-you/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a4/hunter-s-thompson-278_art_crazy-is-a-term-of-art-insane-is-a-term_1980965.jpg) > [The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/the-raiders-of-old-were-vicious-and-crazy-and-cruel-hanging-around/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37f/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_the-raiders-of-old-were-vicious-and-craz_1161580.jpg) > [If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/if-you-re-going-to-be-crazy-you-have-to-get-paid-for-it-or-else-you/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cff/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_if-you-re-going-to-be-crazy-you-have-to_2179721.jpg) > [I have long admired Ron Whitehead. He is crazy as nine loons, and his poetry is a dazzling mix of folk wisdom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/i-have-long-admired-ron-whitehead-he-is-crazy-as-nine-loons-and-his/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9da/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_i-have-long-admired-ron-whitehead-he-is_2900631.jpg) > [The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/the-edge-there-is-no-honest-way-to-explain-it-because-the-only-people-3/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4c/hunter-s-thompson-278_crazy_the-edge-there-is-no-honest-way-to-expla_3165592.jpg) > [“What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/what-do-you-want-where-s-the-goddamn-ice-i-ordered-where-s-the-booze/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89d/hunter-s-thompson-278_acid-trips_what-do-you-want-where-s-the-goddamn-ice_2107079.jpg) > [Houston is a cruel, crazy town on a filthy river in East Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/houston-is-a-cruel-crazy-town-on-a-filthy-river-in-east-texas-with-no/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b13/hunter-s-thompson-278_brazen_houston-is-a-cruel-crazy-town-on-a-filth_1032057.jpg) > [John F. Kennedy, who seized the White House from Richard Nixon in a frenzied campaign that turned a whole generation of young…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/john-f-kennedy-who-seized-the-white-house-from-richard-nixon-in-a/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/hunter-s-thompson-278_campaigns_john-f-kennedy-who-seized-the-white-hous_2821826.jpg) ## Other authors on Crazy ## More by Hunter S. Thompson > [“There was also the fact that sending a penniless writer to get $135 worth of beer was — as Khrushchev said of Nixon —…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/there-was-also-the-fact-that-sending-a-penniless-writer-to-get-135/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [“Cases of champagne and scotch lay broken in the street, and everyone I saw had a bottle. They were screaming and dancing, and in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/cases-of-champagne-and-scotch-lay-broken-in-the-street-and-everyone-i/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [No music + Bad TV = Bad mood & no pages.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/no-music-bad-tv-bad-mood-no-pages/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/by-disgracing-and-degrading-the-presidency-of-the-united-states-by/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No Prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/no-one-holds-command-over-me-no-man-no-god-no-prince-what-is-a-claim/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [“The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb grey hairs”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/the-person-who-doesn-t-scatter-the-morning-dew-will-not-comb-grey/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/hope-rises-and-dreams-flicker-and-die-love-plans-for-tomorrow-and/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with no hint…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/if-we-get-chased-out-of-iraq-with-our-tail-between-our-legs-that-will/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/at-age-22-i-set-what-i-insist-is-an-all-time-record-for-distance/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [Paranoia is just another mask for ignorance. The truth, when you finally chase it down is almost always far worse than your darkest visions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/paranoia-is-just-another-mask-for-ignorance-the-truth-when-you/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [“No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/no-doubt-they-all-got-what-was-coming-to-them-all-those-pathetically/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was their geographical…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/for-several-months-they-d-been-drifting-toward-political-involvement/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/he-wandered-into-the-newsroom-and-asked-for-a-job-the-same-way-he-d/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [There's no point in getting into politics at all unless you plan to lash things around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/there-s-no-point-in-getting-into-politics-at-all-unless-you-plan-to/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) > [There’s a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a man can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/there-s-a-lot-of-things-wrong-with-this-country-but-one-of-the-few/) [Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crazy/hunter-s-thompson/#itemlist", "name": "13 Crazy Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hunter S. 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