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title: "4 Crazy Uncle Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [I think most people have that crazy uncle they sit at Thanksgiving dinner with: someone they disagree with politically but love them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-colmes/i-think-most-people-have-that-crazy-uncle-they-sit-at-thanksgiving/)

[Alan Colmes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-colmes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70f/alan-colmes-12170_crazy_i-think-most-people-have-that-crazy-uncl_1107050.jpg)

> [“Anecdotal Spores: The Crazy Uncle Late one cold and drizzly winter night while I was traveling through the mountains, I stopped in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-hughes/anecdotal-spores-the-crazy-uncle-late-one-cold-and-drizzly-winter/)

[Matt Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-hughes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94b/matt-hughes-5496_fat-man_anecdotal-spores-the-crazy-uncle-late-on_2077951.jpg)

> [People often give Biden a pass for inaccurate and misleading statements - writing them off as nothing more than Crazy Uncle Joe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kat-timpf/people-often-give-biden-a-pass-for-inaccurate-and-misleading/)

[Kat Timpf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kat-timpf/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/764/kat-timpf-6064_crazy_people-often-give-biden-a-pass-for-inacc_2437710.jpg)

> [Samuel L. Jackson is such a riot. He's so incredibly normal, and he's a blast to be around. I can't even describe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dove-cameron/samuel-l-jackson-is-such-a-riot-he-s-so-incredibly-normal-and-he-s-a/)

[Dove Cameron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dove-cameron/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad3/dove-cameron-8143_around_samuel-l-jackson-is-such-a-riot-he-s-so_2921230.jpg)

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