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title: "4 Crazy Diets Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [Crazy diets, good diets, you can't name one I didn't do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/crazy-diets-good-diets-you-can-t-name-one-i-didn-t-do/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/feb/lisa-lampanelli-6712_crazy_crazy-diets-good-diets-you-can-t-name-on_370254.png)

> [People are so obsessed with that these days. As long as you're healthy, what difference do a few pounds make? Crazy diets.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danielle-steel/people-are-so-obsessed-with-that-these-days-as-long-as-you-re-healthy/)

[Danielle Steel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danielle-steel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/danielle-steel-1674_camps_people-are-so-obsessed-with-that-these-d_1047344.jpg)

> [Instead of trying crazy diets now, I just live by a few easy rules: I try to stay away from white flour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenna-ushkowitz/instead-of-trying-crazy-diets-now-i-just-live-by-a-few-easy-rules-i/)

[Jenna Ushkowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenna-ushkowitz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d1/jenna-ushkowitz-14130_away_instead-of-trying-crazy-diets-now-i-just_1284440.jpg)

> [I don't do any crazy diets. I take vitamins and eat three times a day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/selena/i-don-t-do-any-crazy-diets-i-take-vitamins-and-eat-three-times-a-day/)

[Selena](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/selena/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/selena-6962_crazy_i-don-t-do-any-crazy-diets-i-take-vitami_2575623.jpg)

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