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title: "1 Crawling Quotes By Zapp Brannigan"
description: "1 Crawling quotes by Zapp Brannigan. Plus more from Zapp Brannigan and more Crawling sayings from other authors."
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> [Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/crawling-back-like-a-bird-on-it-s-belly-delicious/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/zapp-brannigan-20799_crawling_crawling-back-like-a-bird-on-it-s-belly_674605.jpg)

## More by Zapp Brannigan

> [It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/it-was-simply-a-matter-of-outsmarting-them-so-i-sent-wave-after-wave/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/the-spirit-is-willing-but-the-flesh-is-spongy-and-bruised/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/i-ll-have-two-steaks-and-the-ladies-will-each-have-a-very-sensual/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/anyways-it-was-mostly-kiffs-fault/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/i-am-the-man-with-no-name-zap-brannigan-at-your-service/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/i-ll-be-all-over-you-like-a-fly-on-some-very-seductive-manure/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/crawling-back-like-a-bird-on-it-s-belly-delicious/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/i-am-the-man-with-no-name-zapp-brannigan-at-your-service/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/you-re-a-man-s-man-you-re-a-man-s-man-s-man/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/if-we-can-hit-that-bull-s-eye-the-rest-of-the-dominoes-will-fall-like/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant…Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/kiff-i-m-heading-to-the-restroom-and-i-ll-be-needing-an-assistant-oh/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/that-s-the-problem-with-neutrals-you-never-know-where-you-stand-damn/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/if-i-don-t-make-it-tell-my-wife-i-said-hello/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [You disgust me…go on](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/you-disgust-me-go-on/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

> [Fly the white flag of war.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zapp-brannigan/fly-the-white-flag-of-war/)

[Zapp Brannigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zapp-brannigan/)

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