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title: "5 Crap World Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“Ninety percent of paid work is time-wasting crap. The world gets by on the other ten.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-derbyshire/ninety-percent-of-paid-work-is-time-wasting-crap-the-world-gets-by-on/)

[John Derbyshire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-derbyshire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c69/john-derbyshire-20276_jobs_ninety-percent-of-paid-work-is-time-wast_929080.png)

> [At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/at-every-moment-you-have-the-opportunity-to-crap-out-the-world-will/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/frederick-lenz-8_buddhism_at-every-moment-you-have-the-opportunity_1091586.jpg)

> [There is so much crap in the world, both in show and other businesses, that I try to be vulnerable myself, in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-kaufman/there-is-so-much-crap-in-the-world-both-in-show-and-other-businesses/)

[Charlie Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-kaufman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/975/charlie-kaufman-2409_crap_there-is-so-much-crap-in-the-world-both_1614817.jpg)

> [I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world… I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/i-am-the-all-singing-all-dancing-crap-of-this-world-i-am-the-toxic/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea3/chuck-palahniuk-37_crap_i-am-the-all-singing-all-dancing-crap-of_1780141.jpg)

> [“You are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/you-are-the-all-singing-all-dancing-crap-of-the-world/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/837/chuck-palahniuk-37_crap_you-are-the-all-singing-all-dancing-crap_2908306.jpg)

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