--- title: "1 Cowboy hat Quotes By Tom Segura" description: "1 Cowboy hat quotes by Tom Segura. Plus more from Tom Segura and more Cowboy hat sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd0/tom-segura-16783_cowboy_if-you-re-going-to-wear-a-cowboy-hat-you_1764712.jpg" --- > [If you're going to wear a cowboy hat, you're going to have to go all the way. You should have livestock around you, settle all of your disputes with a pistol, and ride a horse absolutely everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/if-you-re-going-to-wear-a-cowboy-hat-you-re-going-to-have-to-go-all/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd0/tom-segura-16783_cowboy_if-you-re-going-to-wear-a-cowboy-hat-you_1764712.jpg) ## More by Tom Segura > [I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-don-t-want-to-lose-weight-to-live-long-or-be-healthy-i-just-want-to/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I would trade 20 white babies for an Asian baby. If I'm ever rich, I want a closet full of Asian babies. And I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-would-trade-20-white-babies-for-an-asian-baby-if-i-m-ever-rich-i/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I'm not the nicest guy on stage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-m-not-the-nicest-guy-on-stage/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I don't like big events and crowded areas. I'm almost a curmudgeonly old man in that aspect. I've been like that forever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-don-t-like-big-events-and-crowded-areas-i-m-almost-a-curmudgeonly/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [You get such a visceral thrill driving a race car. You think you've driven, and then you're like, 'Oh, I was doing something for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/you-get-such-a-visceral-thrill-driving-a-race-car-you-think-you-ve/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-think-being-funny-was-a-coping-mechanism-because-i-was-always-the/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I'm definitely a jaded traveler, but you try to make the best of what you know about the experience. Like, I know how to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-m-definitely-a-jaded-traveler-but-you-try-to-make-the-best-of-what/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I know there are a lot of comics that put their kids all over social media, but I think it's weird. There are over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-know-there-are-a-lot-of-comics-that-put-their-kids-all-over-social/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I'll never be a TV writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-ll-never-be-a-tv-writer/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [Ninety percent of my material is made on stage, but I feel like you're missing something by abandoning sitting down to write entirely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/ninety-percent-of-my-material-is-made-on-stage-but-i-feel-like-you-re/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [I've always worked toward, and felt comfortable with, you know, pausing and guiding the audience on a longer bit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/i-ve-always-worked-toward-and-felt-comfortable-with-you-know-pausing/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [A lot of times, you land in a city, and you're like, 'This is not my people.' I'm gonna do the show, but you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/a-lot-of-times-you-land-in-a-city-and-you-re-like-this-is-not-my/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [Sleep is important for a comic - like it is for a lot of people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/sleep-is-important-for-a-comic-like-it-is-for-a-lot-of-people/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [The thing for me is that my natural state is to be reserved and not share.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/the-thing-for-me-is-that-my-natural-state-is-to-be-reserved-and-not/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) > [Every person learns with time and experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-segura/every-person-learns-with-time-and-experience/) [Tom Segura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-segura/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cowboy-hat/tom-segura/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cowboy hat Quotes By Tom Segura", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you're going to wear a cowboy hat, you're going to have to go all the way. 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