--- title: "21 Courses Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "21 Courses quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Courses sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b2/jay-leno-210_belts_i-am-not-just-another-notch-on-your-belt_3143597.png" --- > ["I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-am-not-just-another-notch-on-your-belt-she-asked-him-of-course-not/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b2/jay-leno-210_belts_i-am-not-just-another-notch-on-your-belt_3143597.png) > [In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said "I believe in god." But of course The Donald was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-an-exclusive-interview-with-the-christian-broadcasting-network/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dc/jay-leno-210_believe_in-an-exclusive-interview-with-the-chris_262579.png) > [The new specialty at the Iowa fair this year is fried butter on a stick. Of course, if you're like me and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-new-specialty-at-the-iowa-fair-this-year-is-fried-butter-on-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc3/jay-leno-210_courses_the-new-specialty-at-the-iowa-fair-this_193540.png) > [The Democrats say that President Bush doesn't have an exit strategy for Iraq. Of course he does. If things don't go well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-democrats-say-that-president-bush-doesn-t-have-an-exit-strategy/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/jay-leno-210_courses_the-democrats-say-that-president-bush-do_1362471.png) > [Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/of-course-with-john-mccain-out-of-the-race-george-w-bush-has-to-pick/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83f/jay-leno-210_courses_of-course-with-john-mccain-out-of-the-ra_2674200.png) > [Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bin-laden-was-once-targeted-by-president-clinton-president-clinton/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfe/jay-leno-210_aim_bin-laden-was-once-targeted-by-president_862871.png) > [We live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/we-live-in-what-s-called-an-open-society-which-of-course-means-they/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e0/jay-leno-210_courses_we-live-in-what-s-called-an-open-society_959357.png) > [President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-obama-s-re-election-campaign-said-that-this-year-they-ll/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45e/jay-leno-210_campaigns_president-obama-s-re-election-campaign-s_2030917.jpg) > [In his annual economic report to Congress President Bush said that the transfer of American jobs overseas is actually part of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-his-annual-economic-report-to-congress-president-bush-said-that/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/jay-leno-210_american-jobs_in-his-annual-economic-report-to-congres_2306916.png) > [And Ralph Nader, God bless him, still out there campaigning. Ralph Nader said today he has set a record for the most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/and-ralph-nader-god-bless-him-still-out-there-campaigning-ralph-nader/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef3/jay-leno-210_bless_and-ralph-nader-god-bless-him-still-out_664589.jpg) > [The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-white-house-begun-airing-their-tv-commercials-to-re-elect-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5c/jay-leno-210_ads_the-white-house-begun-airing-their-tv-co_77406.jpg) > [President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-bush-said-he-was-troubled-by-gay-people-getting-married-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/jay-leno-210_courses_president-bush-said-he-was-troubled-by-g_2590534.jpg) > [In Huntington Beach, California, three police instructors lost their jobs after ordering two cadets who were caught smoking to eat cigarette sandwiches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-huntington-beach-california-three-police-instructors-lost-their/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f3/jay-leno-210_beach_in-huntington-beach-california-three-pol_2776908.jpg) > [According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/according-to-a-recent-study-ten-percent-of-star-trek-fans-meet-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/jay-leno-210_addict_according-to-a-recent-study-ten-percent_2128450.jpg) > [Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-governor-rick-perry-now-says-his-wife-has-been-encouraging-him/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/369/jay-leno-210_afterlife_texas-governor-rick-perry-now-says-his-w_1043882.jpg) > [President Obama's been reaching out to Iran, reaching out to Cuba, reaching out to Latin America. The only place he can't seem…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-obama-s-been-reaching-out-to-iran-reaching-out-to-cuba/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/794/jay-leno-210_able_president-obama-s-been-reaching-out-to-i_2889463.png) > [Congratulations to Mexico. They upset Brazil to win a gold medal in men's soccer. And after the Olympics ended, the Mexican soccer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/congratulations-to-mexico-they-upset-brazil-to-win-a-gold-medal-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/308/jay-leno-210_brazil_congratulations-to-mexico-they-upset-bra_2986323.png) > [Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/experts-say-that-if-we-go-to-war-with-iraq-oil-could-reach-as-much-as/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05e/jay-leno-210_barrels_experts-say-that-if-we-go-to-war-with-ir_2774742.png) > [Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for 'Mystic River,' Jude Law for 'Cold Mountain,' and of course,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/oscar-nominations-came-out-today-up-for-best-actor-sean-penn-for/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea3/jay-leno-210_actors_oscar-nominations-came-out-today-up-for_196911.jpg) > [Over in Iraq after you vote they paint your finger purple so you can't vote again. It's a flawless system. It works…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/over-in-iraq-after-you-vote-they-paint-your-finger-purple-so-you-can/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02a/jay-leno-210_courses_over-in-iraq-after-you-vote-they-paint-y_1342943.png) > [Of course, Republicans still can't believe that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. But then Democrats can't believe that Sarah Palin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/of-course-republicans-still-can-t-believe-that-barack-obama-won-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/696/jay-leno-210_barack_of-course-republicans-still-can-t-believ_3211754.png) ## Other authors on Courses ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/courses/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "21 Courses Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 21, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "\"I am not just another notch on your belt?\" she asked him. \"Of course not.\" he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-am-not-just-another-notch-on-your-belt-she-asked-him-of-course-not/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b2/jay-leno-210_belts_i-am-not-just-another-notch-on-your-belt_3143597.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b2/jay-leno-210_belts_i-am-not-just-another-notch-on-your-belt_3143597.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b2/jay-leno-210_belts_i-am-not-just-another-notch-on-your-belt_3143597.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“\"I am not just another notch on your belt?\" she asked him. \"Of course not.\" he said as he put a mark on the…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said \"I believe in god.\" But of course The Donald was talking about Himself.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-an-exclusive-interview-with-the-christian-broadcasting-network/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dc/jay-leno-210_believe_in-an-exclusive-interview-with-the-chris_262579.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dc/jay-leno-210_believe_in-an-exclusive-interview-with-the-chris_262579.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dc/jay-leno-210_believe_in-an-exclusive-interview-with-the-chris_262579.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said \"I believe in god.\" But…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The new specialty at the Iowa fair this year is fried butter on a stick. 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