--- title: "14 Courses Quotes By Bill Maher" description: "14 Courses quotes by Bill Maher. Plus more from Bill Maher and more Courses sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f44/bill-maher-211_courses_new-polls-show-that-obama-is-now-pulling_927673.png" --- > [New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. And, of course, what could be more natural than to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-polls-show-that-obama-is-now-pulling-away-from-mitt-romney-and-of/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f44/bill-maher-211_courses_new-polls-show-that-obama-is-now-pulling_927673.png) > [Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/of-course-there-are-questions-that-plague-all-of-us-how-did-we-get/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/bill-maher-211_courses_of-course-there-are-questions-that-plagu_60844.jpg) > [Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/eunice-kennedy-shriver-president-kennedy-s-sister-endorsed-arnold/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae6/bill-maher-211_arnold-schwarzenegge_eunice-kennedy-shriver-president-kennedy_2186551.png) > [George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/george-bush-says-gore-s-book-needs-a-lot-of-explaining-of-course-bush/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed0/bill-maher-211_book_george-bush-says-gore-s-book-needs-a-lot_3211776.png) > [Naturally the smart thing to do to solve your economic woes is to demonize the Democrats. And of course, Sarah Palin is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/naturally-the-smart-thing-to-do-to-solve-your-economic-woes-is-to/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/214/bill-maher-211_blessed_naturally-the-smart-thing-to-do-to-solve_954823.png) > [What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/what-a-day-for-the-tea-party-people-did-you-see-that-america-s-parks/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce7/bill-maher-211_america_what-a-day-for-the-tea-party-people-did_2122624.jpg) > [What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/what-i-have-against-religion-is-that-they-start-you-when-you-are-so/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/796/bill-maher-211_against-religion_what-i-have-against-religion-is-that-the_104772.png) > [I know climate change is a hoax – of course – but places that have never seen this type of winter weather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-know-climate-change-is-a-hoax-of-course-but-places-that-have-never/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de0/bill-maher-211_change_i-know-climate-change-is-a-hoax-of-cours_806684.png) > [Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/mitt-romney-who-is-on-record-saying-that-he-would-not-waste-money/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c9/bill-maher-211_bin-laden_mitt-romney-who-is-on-record-saying-that_599778.jpg) > [Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/ted-cruz-of-course-was-furious-that-the-big-storm-back-east-shut-down/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ba/bill-maher-211_bigs_ted-cruz-of-course-was-furious-that-the_883557.png) > [I was just at the newly opened Creationist Museum in Kentucky… And they have this exhibit of a giant dinosaur...with a saddle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-was-just-at-the-newly-opened-creationist-museum-in-kentucky-and/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/082/bill-maher-211_age_i-was-just-at-the-newly-opened-creationi_466383.jpg) > [Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/karl-rove-described-obama-as-the-guy-at-the-country-club-with-the/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/bill-maher-211_america_karl-rove-described-obama-as-the-guy-at_647727.png) > [Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/now-that-they-ve-finished-reading-the-constitution-out-loud-the/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/bill-maher-211_believe_now-that-they-ve-finished-reading-the-co_2943614.png) > [There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/there-is-a-big-difference-between-a-disappointing-friend-and-a-deadly/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66e/bill-maher-211_bigs_there-is-a-big-difference-between-a-disa_479303.png) ## Other authors on Courses ## More by Bill Maher > [A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/a-lot-of-people-say-they-are-dyslexic-some-have-to-realize-that-they/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-saw-this-anti-drug-commercial-that-showed-a-kid-smoking-pot-in-his/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/to-all-conservative-women-out-there-if-you-are-so-sure-the-embryo/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/curious-people-are-intersting-people-i-wonder-why-that-is/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/you-see-the-difference-is-the-republicans-hatred-of-obama-is-based-on/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [The food is out of this world!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-food-is-out-of-this-world/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-there-is-no-devil-so-stop-blaming-your-screw-ups-on-him-last/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/if-we-were-a-dog-and-god-owned-us-the-cops-would-come-and-take-us-away/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-the-white-house-doesn-t-have-to-release-the-dead-bin-laden/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I think religion is bad and drugs are good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-think-religion-is-bad-and-drugs-are-good/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-don-t-hate-america-i-love-america-i-want-it-to-be-better-the-only/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-americans-must-realize-what-makes-nfl-football-so-great/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/so-many-kids-are-fat-drug-addicts-these-days-it-s-almost-as-if-rush/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/what-we-don-t-know-is-about-jeb-bush-and-cocaine-but-we-do-know-that/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-find-that-the-world-is-changing-much-much-faster-than-i-can-even/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/courses/bill-maher/#itemlist", "name": "14 Courses Quotes By Bill Maher", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. 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