--- title: "1 Couldn Wrestle Quotes By Roddy Piper" description: "1 Couldn Wrestle quotes by Roddy Piper. Plus more from Roddy Piper and more Couldn Wrestle sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/007/roddy-piper-4137_fans_real-wrestling-fans-always-knew-hogan-co_644260.jpg" --- > [Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple. He wears spandex in the airport. That's his identification as a man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/real-wrestling-fans-always-knew-hogan-couldn-t-wrestle-and-he-s-not/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/007/roddy-piper-4137_fans_real-wrestling-fans-always-knew-hogan-co_644260.jpg) ## More by Roddy Piper > [If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/if-you-ve-got-some-to-say-to-ric-flair-you-come-say-it-to-me-and-i-ll/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/i-ve-been-in-30-car-crashes-none-of-em-my-fault-i-swear-on-a-stack-of/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/i-like-the-fact-that-i-can-go-away-and-lose-myself-so-i-don-t-have-to/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/i-d-never-seen-a-professional-wrestling-match-first-one-i-saw-i-was/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [I never faked my emotions or my desire to be a winner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/i-never-faked-my-emotions-or-my-desire-to-be-a-winner/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy... I have so much respect for them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/kurt-angle-and-matt-hardy-i-have-so-much-respect-for-them/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/did-your-parents-build-knows-you-a-swing-facing-a-wall-when-you-were/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/there-was-a-lot-of-work-that-people-don-t-know-about-that-i-did-to/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1 box office…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/i-was-the-first-wrestler-ever-in-the-history-of-wrestling-to-star-in/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/ric-flair-is-out-there-crying-his-nose-is-running-he-s-probably/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh\*t and suicide.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/you-ll-find-sympathy-in-the-dictionary-between-sh-t-and-suicide/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and had no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/a-lot-of-guys-that-were-trailblazers-if-we-were-to-go-back-to-the/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [I lived on the street myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/i-lived-on-the-street-myself/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/sooner-or-later-everybody-pays-the-piper/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) > [My first match lasted 10 seconds, and I lost.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-piper/my-first-match-lasted-10-seconds-and-i-lost/) [Roddy Piper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-piper/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/couldn-wrestle/roddy-piper/#itemlist", "name": "1 Couldn Wrestle Quotes By Roddy Piper", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. 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