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title: "3 Couches Quotes By Jennifer Crusie"
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> [This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/this-is-a-woman-you-ve-known-less-than-twelve-hours-it-took-you-a/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/835/jennifer-crusie-2092_couch_this-is-a-woman-you-ve-known-less-than-t_215586.png)

> [Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/elvis-min-shoved-herself-off-the-couch-to-shoo-him-away-stay-away/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8c/jennifer-crusie-2092_broken_elvis-min-shoved-herself-off-the-couch-t_1596541.png)

> [What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/what-i-m-trying-to-tell-you-min-said-is-that-im-going-to-grow-up-to/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d22/jennifer-crusie-2092_couches_what-i-m-trying-to-tell-you-min-said-is_1828955.jpg)

## Other authors on Couches

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b024/author-william-shakespeare-95899.jpg) William Shakespeare 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/couches/william-shakespeare/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-john-green-51499.jpg) John Green 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/couches/john-green/)

## More by Jennifer Crusie

> [“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple , her smile…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/she-gave-rachel-her-usual-obsessively-loving-smile-including-phin-in/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/your-cat-just-got-cat-hair-on-me-it-s-only-fair-min-said-your-suit/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/look-i-m-not-ready-for-you-min-said-i-m-not-prepared-i-don-t-have-any/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/if-you-can-t-be-a-good-example-then-be-a-terrible-warning/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [We're going to need a bigger dock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/we-re-going-to-need-a-bigger-dock/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/she-had-to-be-the-calmest-woman-in-the-world-either-that-or-she/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although only God…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/he-picked-up-the-biscuit-box-and-said-come-on-marlene-back-into/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/can-we-go-to-work-now-because-we-re-about-a-minute-away-from-breaking/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/at-eleven-kate-woke-jake-up-when-she-went-searching-in-the-cooler-for/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Zach had brought her a dog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/zach-had-brought-her-a-dog/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/this-is-a-woman-you-ve-known-less-than-twelve-hours-it-took-you-a/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/gabe-turned-his-head-to-look-up-at-her-the-moon-came-through-the/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/breasts-are-very-important-for-women-their-clothes-just-don-t-hang/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/where-were-all-the-women-gamblers-it-wasn-t-as-if-being-a-woman-wasn/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

> [“Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/exciting-wasn-t-turning-out-obe-as-easy-as-she-d-thought-it-would-be/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

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