--- title: "9 Couch Watching Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Couch Watching quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Couch Watching sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/celia-cruz-40223_couches_if-i-don-t-work-i-ll-be-sitting-on-the-c_1226396.jpg" --- > [If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celia-cruz/if-i-don-t-work-i-ll-be-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-tv-eating/) [Celia Cruz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celia-cruz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/celia-cruz-40223_couches_if-i-don-t-work-i-ll-be-sitting-on-the-c_1226396.jpg) > [I was on the couch watching Tim Sylvia beat Ricco Rodriguez, Randy Couture beat Tim Sylvia, and Josh Barnett fight in PRIDE.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/travis-browne/i-was-on-the-couch-watching-tim-sylvia-beat-ricco-rodriguez-randy/) [Travis Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/travis-browne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43b/travis-browne-4733_beat_i-was-on-the-couch-watching-tim-sylvia-b_1237943.jpg) > [“Red Carpet Events:Sitting on the couch and watching people who actually chase their goals and dreams; criticizing what they’re wearing… and wondering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-maraboli/red-carpet-events-sitting-on-the-couch-and-watching-people-who/) [Steve Maraboli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-maraboli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/301/steve-maraboli-178_chase_red-carpet-events-sitting-on-the-couch-a_2169607.jpg) > [I've been on my couch watching the Olympics since 5:38 this morning. Can't turn it off!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frankie-muniz/i-ve-been-on-my-couch-watching-the-olympics-since-5-38-this-morning/) [Frankie Muniz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frankie-muniz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/726/frankie-muniz-23896_couch_i-ve-been-on-my-couch-watching-the-olymp_2554455.jpg) > [I think all the accomplishments in this game, I think they mean a little more when you're done, it's over and you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle-schwarber/i-think-all-the-accomplishments-in-this-game-i-think-they-mean-a/) [Kyle Schwarber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle-schwarber/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1e/kyle-schwarber-6341_baseball_i-think-all-the-accomplishments-in-this_1275152.jpg) > [If I wasn't doing SportsCenter, I'd still be on the couch watching my favorite teams play. I have such passion, and I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-cohn/if-i-wasn-t-doing-sportscenter-i-d-still-be-on-the-couch-watching-my/) [Linda Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-cohn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f16/linda-cohn-80523_couches_if-i-wasn-t-doing-sportscenter-i-d-still_1661789.jpg) > [I'm actually really lazy. I tell myself, "Okay, you work six months out of the year and you have to get up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liana-liberato/i-m-actually-really-lazy-i-tell-myself-okay-you-work-six-months-out/) [Liana Liberato](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liana-liberato/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/057/liana-liberato-17295_chill_i-m-actually-really-lazy-i-tell-myself-o_2613875.png) > [I just LOVE to watch TV. I wish I could say something really impressive like I love to read or hike but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenna-fischer/i-just-love-to-watch-tv-i-wish-i-could-say-something-really/) [Jenna Fischer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenna-fischer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2d/jenna-fischer-8586_couch_i-just-love-to-watch-tv-i-wish-i-could-s_1288293.png) > [\*home alone\* Me: \*sitting on couch watching TV\* \*doorbell rings\* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: \*panics\* Me: \*hits the floor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamzy/home-alone-me-sitting-on-couch-watching-tv-doorbell-rings-me-they-ve/) [Jamzy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamzy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/jamzy-68110_funny_home-alone-me-sitting-on-couch-watching_2444499.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/couch-watching/#itemlist", "name": "Couch Watching Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Celia Cruz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celia-cruz/if-i-don-t-work-i-ll-be-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-tv-eating/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/celia-cruz-40223_couches_if-i-don-t-work-i-ll-be-sitting-on-the-c_1226396.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/celia-cruz-40223_couches_if-i-don-t-work-i-ll-be-sitting-on-the-c_1226396.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/celia-cruz-40223_couches_if-i-don-t-work-i-ll-be-sitting-on-the-c_1226396.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.” — Celia Cruz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was on the couch watching Tim Sylvia beat Ricco Rodriguez, Randy Couture beat Tim Sylvia, and Josh Barnett fight in PRIDE.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Travis Browne" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/travis-browne/i-was-on-the-couch-watching-tim-sylvia-beat-ricco-rodriguez-randy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43b/travis-browne-4733_beat_i-was-on-the-couch-watching-tim-sylvia-b_1237943.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43b/travis-browne-4733_beat_i-was-on-the-couch-watching-tim-sylvia-b_1237943.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43b/travis-browne-4733_beat_i-was-on-the-couch-watching-tim-sylvia-b_1237943.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was on the couch watching Tim Sylvia beat Ricco Rodriguez, Randy Couture beat Tim Sylvia, and Josh Barnett…” — Travis Browne", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Red Carpet Events:Sitting on the couch and watching people who actually chase their goals and dreams; criticizing what they’re wearing… and wondering why we’re depressed.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Steve Maraboli" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-maraboli/red-carpet-events-sitting-on-the-couch-and-watching-people-who/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/301/steve-maraboli-178_chase_red-carpet-events-sitting-on-the-couch-a_2169607.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/301/steve-maraboli-178_chase_red-carpet-events-sitting-on-the-couch-a_2169607.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/301/steve-maraboli-178_chase_red-carpet-events-sitting-on-the-couch-a_2169607.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Red Carpet Events:Sitting on the couch and watching people who actually chase their goals and dreams…” — Steve Maraboli", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've been on my couch watching the Olympics since 5:38 this morning. 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