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> [“Either your couch just gave birth to a litter of throw pillows, or you have a woman living here.”  “You”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/either-your-couch-just-gave-birth-to-a-litter-of-throw-pillows-or-you/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

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## More by Douglas E. Richards

> [“We can learn from our past mistakes. But we’re not allowed to ruin the now by beating ourselves up over the then.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/we-can-learn-from-our-past-mistakes-but-we-re-not-allowed-to-ruin-the/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“It never ceased to amaze him the power of the sex drive. No matter how intelligent and rational a person was otherwise, the sex…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/it-never-ceased-to-amaze-him-the-power-of-the-sex-drive-no-matter-how/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“Superintelligence: Paths, Dangers, Strategies (2014) by Nick Bostrom, a Professor at Oxford.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/superintelligence-paths-dangers-strategies-2014-by-nick-bostrom-a/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“The more I immerse myself in science and technology, the greater my need to retreat back to nature. I find it easier to contemplate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/the-more-i-immerse-myself-in-science-and-technology-the-greater-my/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“Either your couch just gave birth to a litter of throw pillows, or you have a woman living here.”  “You”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/either-your-couch-just-gave-birth-to-a-litter-of-throw-pillows-or-you/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“satisfaction. “I’m going to be very busy.” \* \* \* Blake and Wexler traveled to the fifth floor, one of those that was no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/satisfaction-i-m-going-to-be-very-busy-blake-and-wexler-traveled-to/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“He half expected to receive a rocket-propelled suppository at any moment, but none came.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/he-half-expected-to-receive-a-rocket-propelled-suppository-at-any/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“You don’t need creativity when you’re telling the truth,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/you-don-t-need-creativity-when-you-re-telling-the-truth/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“sure they’ll leave us alone.’” “I”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/sure-they-ll-leave-us-alone-i/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“Smith in frustration. “If all she wanted was muscle, she could”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/smith-in-frustration-if-all-she-wanted-was-muscle-she-could/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“Nightmarish Future “B”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/nightmarish-future-b/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“But even democracies like ours are rife with corruption. The founding fathers had the right idea. They never envisioned professional politicians. They wanted citizen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/but-even-democracies-like-ours-are-rife-with-corruption-the-founding/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, moves on: nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/the-moving-finger-writes-and-having-writ-moves-on-nor-all-thy-piety/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“Economic theory would tell you that a rational person would take the thirty dollars every time. Forget the other party, the decision was simple.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/economic-theory-would-tell-you-that-a-rational-person-would-take-the/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

> [“Would a coward or a thief remain a coward or a thief, even if his memory slate was wiped clean? Or could he somehow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-e-richards/would-a-coward-or-a-thief-remain-a-coward-or-a-thief-even-if-his/)

[Douglas E. Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-e-richards/)

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