--- title: "1 Cosmopolitan Quotes By Tom Spanbauer" description: "1 Cosmopolitan quotes by Tom Spanbauer. Plus more from Tom Spanbauer and more Cosmopolitan sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/300/tom-spanbauer-13811_cosmopolitan_they-re-from-france-ruby-said-vogue-maga_2089423.png" --- > [“They're from France, Ruby said, Vogue magazine. They only speak French except for fuck you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/they-re-from-france-ruby-said-vogue-magazine-they-only-speak-french/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/300/tom-spanbauer-13811_cosmopolitan_they-re-from-france-ruby-said-vogue-maga_2089423.png) ## Other authors on Cosmopolitan ## More by Tom Spanbauer > [takes a devil to make a decent angel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/takes-a-devil-to-make-a-decent-angel/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“Every time you hear a car alarm, Ruby said, another New Yorker has gone to hell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/every-time-you-hear-a-car-alarm-ruby-said-another-new-yorker-has-gone/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“Some people like to bitch, Rose said. Bitching is OK. But for me, I choose a kind of joy -- a lucid compulsion --…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/some-people-like-to-bitch-rose-said-bitching-is-ok-but-for-me-i/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“So put your costume on, honey! Ruby said. Set Harlequin free! That party monster of yours is screaming to come out. Let the monster…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/so-put-your-costume-on-honey-ruby-said-set-harlequin-free-that-party/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“The universe has always conspired to fuck me up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/the-universe-has-always-conspired-to-fuck-me-up/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“The Shy Hunter is terrified that others will destroy the truth within his heart, Rose said, And so the Shy Hunter armours himself ...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/the-shy-hunter-is-terrified-that-others-will-destroy-the-truth-within/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“At our table in the corner by the window, huddled around a flame in a red glass, all of us, body to body to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/at-our-table-in-the-corner-by-the-window-huddled-around-a-flame-in-a/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [Have some fun while you wait for the will of heaven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/have-some-fun-while-you-wait-for-the-will-of-heaven/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [Miracles are out there somewhere. You just got to find them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/miracles-are-out-there-somewhere-you-just-got-to-find-them/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“A person without her or his own truth ain't a person at all, Ida said. Anybody who tells you different—is a jackass, and no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/a-person-without-her-or-his-own-truth-ain-t-a-person-at-all-ida-said/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [There is nothing more lonely than a true artist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/there-is-nothing-more-lonely-than-a-true-artist/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“You know, Rose said, You're not the first man in history who thinks his cock is the path to wisdom. You're not the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/you-know-rose-said-you-re-not-the-first-man-in-history-who-thinks-his/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“LA is the me city, Ruby said, and New York is the you city. In LA it's fuck me . In New York it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/la-is-the-me-city-ruby-said-and-new-york-is-the-you-city-in-la-it-s/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [Her heartbeat was in her hands, her heart beat the way she moved her head, her whole body was her heart beating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/her-heartbeat-was-in-her-hands-her-heart-beat-the-way-she-moved-her/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) > [“Felt good, though, just being what I was.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-spanbauer/felt-good-though-just-being-what-i-was/) [Tom Spanbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-spanbauer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cosmopolitan/tom-spanbauer/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cosmopolitan Quotes By Tom Spanbauer", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“They're from France, Ruby said, Vogue magazine. 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