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> [Sometimes I think that if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn. Not that I wouldn't love to have a final roll in the hay - I am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/sometimes-i-think-that-if-i-had-to-choose-between-an-ear-of-corn-or/)

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