--- title: "4 Cop Quotes By Josh Lanyon" description: "4 Cop quotes by Josh Lanyon. Plus more from Josh Lanyon and more Cop sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fd/josh-lanyon-1827_bars_rick-said-is-there-some-place-we-can-go_464675.jpg" --- > [Rick said, "Is there some place we can go and talk?" "You want to talk?," Keir raised an eyebrow. "I never thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/rick-said-is-there-some-place-we-can-go-and-talk-you-want-to-talk/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fd/josh-lanyon-1827_bars_rick-said-is-there-some-place-we-can-go_464675.jpg) > [Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/cops-before-breakfast-before-coffee-even-as-if-mondays-weren-t-bad/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e23/josh-lanyon-1827_breakfast_cops-before-breakfast-before-coffee-even_651869.png) > [...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/jake-a-homosexual-cop-buried-so-deep-in-the-closet-he-didn-t-know/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7f/josh-lanyon-1827_buried_jake-a-homosexual-cop-buried-so-deep-in_1542742.png) > [The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/the-phone-rang-picked-up-and-the-same-male-voice-announced-chris/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3b/josh-lanyon-1827_bigs_the-phone-rang-picked-up-and-the-same-ma_3147567.jpg) ## Other authors on Cop - [J.R. Ward 10 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cop/j-r-ward/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-hunter-s-thompson-42712.jpg) Hunter S. Thompson 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cop/hunter-s-thompson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rush-limbaugh-81741.jpg) Rush Limbaugh 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cop/rush-limbaugh/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-ice-t-43042.jpg) Ice T 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cop/ice-t/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-janet-evanovich-47189.jpg) Janet Evanovich 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cop/janet-evanovich/) ## More by Josh Lanyon > [“Emma sat up very straight in the saddle. Her eyes were huge, but she said bravely, “I could do it!” “I know you can.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/emma-sat-up-very-straight-in-the-saddle-her-eyes-were-huge-but-she/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“Max's scarred brow crinkled. He reached for the coffee mug on his desk. “Motive is tricky. See, what might be a good reason for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/max-s-scarred-brow-crinkled-he-reached-for-the-coffee-mug-on-his-desk/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“It was nearly five before Jake walked in. He was sunburnt, wet, and smelled faintly of fish. Sexy as hell. Don’t ask me to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/it-was-nearly-five-before-jake-walked-in-he-was-sunburnt-wet-and/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“Law enforcement hardened you. It made you cynical about people. Even people you loved. The people who deserved your unconditional trust.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/law-enforcement-hardened-you-it-made-you-cynical-about-people-even/) [josh lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/drink-your-coffee-people-in-africa-are-sleeping/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“So you're like a ... an amateur sleuth?" "God no. I'm more like the hapless guys in those film-noir flicks we used to watch.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/so-you-re-like-a-an-amateur-sleuth-god-no-i-m-more-like-the-hapless/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“ 'You know what I thought the first time I saw you?' 'No.' 'Point of no return.' ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/you-know-what-i-thought-the-first-time-i-saw-you-no-point-of-no-return/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [Jake's mouth found mine, his lips molding hot and soft to my own. His tongue tentatively tested the seal of my lips; I parted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/jake-s-mouth-found-mine-his-lips-molding-hot-and-soft-to-my-own-his/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [He needed fresh air and sunshine. A walk in the woods and afterward a good book to read by the fire. Yeah, that was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/he-needed-fresh-air-and-sunshine-a-walk-in-the-woods-and-afterward-a/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [I love you," Jake whispered. "Are you strong enough for this?" I made myself comfortable. Said over my shoulder, "Sure." "Would you tell me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/i-love-you-jake-whispered-are-you-strong-enough-for-this-i-made/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [Kit, you're forty. You look thirty. You act...well, never mind. You're carrying on like you think you're seventy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/kit-you-re-forty-you-look-thirty-you-act-well-never-mind-you-re/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“That's one of the oldest tricks in the world, Adrien-with-an-e.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/that-s-one-of-the-oldest-tricks-in-the-world-adrien-with-an-e/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“You're Professor Mills? The new one who teaches history?" As opposed to the old Professor Mills who preached overthrow of the government?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/you-re-professor-mills-the-new-one-who-teaches-history-as-opposed-to/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [He never lied to me. I just didn't ask the questions I didn't want to know the answers to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/he-never-lied-to-me-i-just-didn-t-ask-the-questions-i-didn-t-want-to/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) > [“If there was one thing I learned in the last twenty-four hours, it was how short life is – how long death – and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/if-there-was-one-thing-i-learned-in-the-last-twenty-four-hours-it-was/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cop/josh-lanyon/#itemlist", "name": "4 Cop Quotes By Josh Lanyon", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Rick said, \"Is there some place we can go and talk?\" \"You want to talk?,\" Keir raised an eyebrow. \"I never thought I'd see the day.\" \"Nah, I want to tell you this joke I heard.\" Keir nodded, patient. \"Shoot.\" \"Two Irish cops walk into a bar. 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