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> [A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/a-truck-driver-was-driving-along-on-the-freeway-a-sign-comes-up-that/)

[Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/)

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> [I've physically seen profiling. I've seen me walking up the street with my friends, and the police officers get out of their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyron-woodley/i-ve-physically-seen-profiling-i-ve-seen-me-walking-up-the-street/)

[Tyron Woodley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyron-woodley/)

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> [The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/the-cop-gets-to-the-window-and-says-the-same-thing-that-they-all-say/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [“And what is corruption, I ask you? Who gets hurt if a poor cop gets a new car or a week’s vacation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steen-langstrup/and-what-is-corruption-i-ask-you-who-gets-hurt-if-a-poor-cop-gets-a/)

[Steen Langstrup](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steen-langstrup/)

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> [I'll cop whatever gets thrown at me - that's politics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annastacia-palaszczuk/i-ll-cop-whatever-gets-thrown-at-me-that-s-politics/)

[Annastacia Palaszczuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annastacia-palaszczuk/)

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