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title: "18 Cool Quotes By Nikhil Saluja"
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> [As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/as-a-true-atheist-i-m-am-actually-popeless-romantic/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b89/nikhil-saluja-26_atheist_as-a-true-atheist-i-m-am-actually-popele_762186.jpg)

> [This fart is coming from…inside my half pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/this-fart-is-coming-from-inside-my-half-pants/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_this-fart-is-coming-from-inside-my-half_343272.jpg)

> [Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/vagina-tongue-tested-boner-approved/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa8/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_vagina-tongue-tested-boner-approved-9663_966315.jpg)

> [I would lick a pizza's pussy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-would-lick-a-pizza-s-pussy/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b45/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_i-would-lick-a-pizza-s-pussy-2116409_2116409.jpg)

> [It takes nipples to be a Boob.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/it-takes-nipples-to-be-a-boob/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/144/nikhil-saluja-26_boob_it-takes-nipples-to-be-a-boob-33269_33269.jpg)

> [The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/the-worst-thing-you-can-tell-me-is-to-relax/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f2/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_the-worst-thing-you-can-tell-me-is-to-re_563150.jpg)

> [If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-i-followed-you-back-after-15-minutes-of-following-me-i-was-just/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd1/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_if-i-followed-you-back-after-15-minutes_1349669.jpg)

> [They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/they-named-it-twitter-because-licking-each-other-dirty-asses-was-too/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c7/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_they-named-it-twitter-because-licking-ea_2952672.jpg)

> [You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-re-angry-at-me-for-that-that-s-cool-just-let-me-know-when-you/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fb/nikhil-saluja-26_anger_you-re-angry-at-me-for-that-that-s-cool_210496.jpg)

> [On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/on-one-thing-at-least-men-women-both-agree-they-both-distrust-women/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e11/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_on-one-thing-at-least-men-women-both-agr_48264.jpg)

> [Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/just-used-my-complete-works-of-karate-to-crush-a-cockroach/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/886/nikhil-saluja-26_cockroach_just-used-my-complete-works-of-karate-to_3186707.jpg)

> [A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-surprise-party-is-a-great-way-to-show-your-wife-how-awesome-you-are/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/498/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_a-surprise-party-is-a-great-way-to-show_2972109.jpg)

> [A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-wise-man-once-told-me-always-believe-on-your-wife-choices/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3f/nikhil-saluja-26_choices_a-wise-man-once-told-me-always-believe-o_2289109.jpg)

> [A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-sneeze-is-like-a-little-orgasm-sometimes-it-helps-to-close-your/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20a/nikhil-saluja-26_close-your-eyes_a-sneeze-is-like-a-little-orgasm-sometim_1558543.jpg)

> [I have a thing for people who unfollow me, it's called hate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-have-a-thing-for-people-who-unfollow-me-it-s-called-hate/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/236/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_i-have-a-thing-for-people-who-unfollow-m_1765650.jpg)

> [My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/my-road-to-success-is-blocked-by-a-huge-rocks-obstacle-with-a-big/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/672/nikhil-saluja-26_blocked_my-road-to-success-is-blocked-by-a-huge_3008452.jpg)

> [If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-re-not-following-me-yet-hopefully-reading-this-tweet-will/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f1/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_if-you-re-not-following-me-yet-hopefully_1451513.jpg)

> [If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-i-was-a-serial-killer-i-d-use-my-knife-to-make-strangers-kiss-in/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/317/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_if-i-was-a-serial-killer-i-d-use-my-knif_1533676.jpg)

## Other authors on Cool

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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