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> [“But for the rest of us, cool has a shelf life. If you’re a quarterback in high school, you’re cool. But ten years later, working as a sullen bouncer at the only nightclub in town, your “cool” is on life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/but-for-the-rest-of-us-cool-has-a-shelf-life-if-you-re-a-quarterback/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

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## More by Greg Gutfeld

> [I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-admire-president-obama-s-ability-to-trust-strangers/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [America is like the greatest hit of the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/america-is-like-the-greatest-hit-of-the-world/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/what-begins-as-a-utopian-vision-always-always-ends-in-bloodshed/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/politics-is-way-cool-as-long-as-it-s-progressive-conservatives-by/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [I haven't used that word since I was 7 years old. I don't understand Donald Trump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-haven-t-used-that-word-since-i-was-7-years-old-i-don-t-understand/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-don-t-understand-why-a-40-is-a-quarter-of-beer-when-a-40-is-40/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/at-a-certain-point-we-need-to-figure-out-how-to-reward-those-who/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/there-s-always-something-heroic-and-romantic-about-taking-a-stand/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/how-odd-that-the-proponents-of-free-expression-think-free-only/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/separately-the-truth-is-that-conservatives-do-have-the-cool-message/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/you-can-t-get-more-racist-than-hating-black-conservatives-just/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/when-one-becomes-a-liberal-he-or-she-pretends-to-advocate-tolerance/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/i-have-to-say-that-adam-levine-is-truly-a-daring-young-man-to-go-on/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [Actors seem brave and unpredictable, but they're spontaneous as a tax return.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/actors-seem-brave-and-unpredictable-but-they-re-spontaneous-as-a-tax/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

> [Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/al-gore-completely-lied-about-climate-change-in-an-effort-to-make-a/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

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