--- title: "10 Cookie jars Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 10 Cookie jars quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Cookie jars sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/janet-evanovich-291_cookie_honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cook_1762549.png" --- > [Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cookie-jar-it-just-isn-t-done/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/janet-evanovich-291_cookie_honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cook_1762549.png) > [A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-johnson/a-balanced-diet-is-a-cookie-in-each-hand/) [Barbara Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/barbara-johnson-8544_baking_a-balanced-diet-is-a-cookie-in-each-hand_2406504.png) > [I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-west/i-find-it-hilarious-when-obama-s-hand-gets-caught-in-the-cookie-jar/) [Allen West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-west/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/allen-west-5219_caught_i-find-it-hilarious-when-obama-s-hand-ge_1727202.png) > [There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-weeks/there-s-a-time-i-can-recall-four-years-old-and-three-feet-tall-trying/) Hilary Weeks [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a1/hilary-weeks-69719_cookie-jars_there-s-a-time-i-can-recall-four-years-o_1557423.png) > [I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-fisher/i-found-out-when-i-did-the-oprah-winfrey-show-that-there-was-a-cookie/) [Carrie Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-fisher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b21/carrie-fisher-927_cookie-jars_i-found-out-when-i-did-the-oprah-winfrey_465068.jpg) > [ \[On Regis Philbin:\] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathie-lee-gifford/on-regis-philbin-he-s-like-everybody-s-kid-brother-with-his-hand-in/) [Kathie Lee Gifford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathie-lee-gifford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d1/kathie-lee-gifford-11224_brother_on-regis-philbin-he-s-like-everybody-s-k_656410.jpg) > [People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suze-orman/people-have-got-to-learn-if-they-don-t-have-cookies-in-the-cookie-jar/) [Suze Orman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suze-orman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29e/suze-orman-1007_cookie_people-have-got-to-learn-if-they-don-t-h_2389314.png) > [“the counters and center island were crammed with mason jars and novelty saltshakers and cookie jars in the shapes of cats, blimps,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-pratt/the-counters-and-center-island-were-crammed-with-mason-jars-and/) [Tim Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-pratt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/839/tim-pratt-46026_cookie-jars_the-counters-and-center-island-were-cram_2386095.png) > [Look at the reactions of liberal governments to the surveillance revelations during the last years. In the United States, we've got this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-snowden/look-at-the-reactions-of-liberal-governments-to-the-surveillance/) [Edward Snowden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-snowden/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/246/edward-snowden-555_bigs_look-at-the-reactions-of-liberal-governm_3089628.jpg) > [He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/he-reached-out-opened-the-glove-compartment-and-took-out-a-gun-it-was/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62a/janet-evanovich-291_apartment_he-reached-out-opened-the-glove-compartm_1278569.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cookie-jars/#itemlist", "name": "Cookie jars Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. 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In the United States, we've got this big debate, but we've got official paralysis - because they're the ones who had their hand caught most deeply in the cookie jar.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Edward Snowden" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-snowden/look-at-the-reactions-of-liberal-governments-to-the-surveillance/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/246/edward-snowden-555_bigs_look-at-the-reactions-of-liberal-governm_3089628.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/246/edward-snowden-555_bigs_look-at-the-reactions-of-liberal-governm_3089628.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/246/edward-snowden-555_bigs_look-at-the-reactions-of-liberal-governm_3089628.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Look at the reactions of liberal governments to the surveillance revelations during the last years. 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It looked a lot like my gun. \"I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you,\" Ranger said. \"I found it in the cookie jar.\" \"Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar.\" \"Name one.\" \"Rockford.\" Ranger grinned. \"I stand corrected.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/he-reached-out-opened-the-glove-compartment-and-took-out-a-gun-it-was/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62a/janet-evanovich-291_apartment_he-reached-out-opened-the-glove-compartm_1278569.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62a/janet-evanovich-291_apartment_he-reached-out-opened-the-glove-compartm_1278569.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62a/janet-evanovich-291_apartment_he-reached-out-opened-the-glove-compartm_1278569.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. 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