--- title: "1 Cookie Jar Quotes By Stuart Gibbs" description: "1 Cookie Jar quotes by Stuart Gibbs. Plus more from Stuart Gibbs and more Cookie Jar sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b9/stuart-gibbs-21786_family_i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener_2960050.jpg" --- > [“I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener-making-a-high-tech-raid-on/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b9/stuart-gibbs-21786_family_i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener_2960050.jpg) ## More by Stuart Gibbs > [“It’s labeled ‘Top Secret Codes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/it-s-labeled-top-secret-codes/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“idea of whacking the hippo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/idea-of-whacking-the-hippo/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/that-none-of-the-locks-on-the-toilet-stalls-in-the-common-restroom/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“the entire world, sharks kill fewer than ten people a year, while coconuts falling from trees take out 150.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/the-entire-world-sharks-kill-fewer-than-ten-people-a-year-while/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“Apparently, it was common for children to participate in the Civil War, and thus, lots of fathers had brought their sons along for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/apparently-it-was-common-for-children-to-participate-in-the-civil-war/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“We have gathered here today to honor Benjamin Ripley for being the first person to ever regurgitate a wombat through a flugelhorn.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/we-have-gathered-here-today-to-honor-benjamin-ripley-for-being-the/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“There were rumors that at age three Erica had thwarted a trio of bank robbers with only a juice box and a Slinky.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/there-were-rumors-that-at-age-three-erica-had-thwarted-a-trio-of-bank/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“Erica approached a door marked RESTRICTED: DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION, then jimmied the lock and entered without authorization.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/erica-approached-a-door-marked-restricted-do-not-enter-without/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“DVD into the hard drive, then brought up the file. It was quite large—a few hours of footage from multiple cameras—so it took a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/dvd-into-the-hard-drive-then-brought-up-the-file-it-was-quite-large-a/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“The principal wasn’t using his normal office because I’d blown it up by firing a mortar round into it. (It was an accident.)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/the-principal-wasn-t-using-his-normal-office-because-i-d-blown-it-up/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“my dormitory had been waiting to have its septic system replaced since before the Berlin Wall fell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/my-dormitory-had-been-waiting-to-have-its-septic-system-replaced/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/to-my-surprise-the-toilet-began-to-play-music-it-was-probably/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“Welcome back, Ben,” Erica said. I started in surprise before realizing the voice was coming from inside my head. Alexander had slipped a two-way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/welcome-back-ben-erica-said-i-started-in-surprise-before-realizing/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“Just clip the red one," Cyrus told her. "They're all red," Erica informed him. "They are?" Cyrus asked. "Curse those Soviets! Everything always has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/just-clip-the-red-one-cyrus-told-her-they-re-all-red-erica-informed/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) > [“Violence is never the answer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/violence-is-never-the-answer/) [Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cookie-jar/stuart-gibbs/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cookie Jar Quotes By Stuart Gibbs", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stuart Gibbs" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener-making-a-high-tech-raid-on/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b9/stuart-gibbs-21786_family_i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener_2960050.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b9/stuart-gibbs-21786_family_i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener_2960050.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b9/stuart-gibbs-21786_family_i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener_2960050.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.” — Stuart Gibbs", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cookie-jar/stuart-gibbs/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cookie-jar/stuart-gibbs/", "name": "Cookie Jar Quotes by Stuart Gibbs", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cookie-jar/stuart-gibbs/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b9/stuart-gibbs-21786_family_i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener_2960050.jpg" }, "description": "1 Cookie Jar quotes by Stuart Gibbs. 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