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title: "17 Cookie Jar Quotes by 17 authors"
description: "Browse 17 Cookie Jar quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Cookie Jar sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/janet-evanovich-291_cookie_honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cook_1762549.png"
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> [Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cookie-jar-it-just-isn-t-done/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [“I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-gibbs/i-could-imagine-her-as-a-kindergartener-making-a-high-tech-raid-on/)

[Stuart Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-gibbs/)

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> [You can think somebody's stealing from the cookie jar, but if you don't catch him you don't catch him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-serra/you-can-think-somebody-s-stealing-from-the-cookie-jar-but-if-you-don/)

[Matt Serra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-serra/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e9/matt-serra-6052_catch_you-can-think-somebody-s-stealing-from-t_2970265.jpg)

> [“A friend... sort of. Ren watches me like I'm a cookie jar he wouldn't mind being caught with his hands in.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-cremer/a-friend-sort-of-ren-watches-me-like-i-m-a-cookie-jar-he-wouldn-t/)

[Andrea Cremer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-cremer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de1/andrea-cremer-2315_friend_a-friend-sort-of-ren-watches-me-like-i-m_641234.jpg)

> [Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krystiana-gonzalez/sometimes-i-feel-like-the-last-cookie-in-the-cookie-jar-broken-and/)

[Krystiana Gonzalez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krystiana-gonzalez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/252/krystiana-gonzalez-88040_being-alone_sometimes-i-feel-like-the-last-cookie-in_3179268.jpg)

> [Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar,all alone and broken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-i-feel-like-the-last-cookie-in-the-cookie-jar-all-alone-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c66/anonymous-1_being-broken_sometimes-i-feel-like-the-last-cookie-in_1836297.jpg)

> [I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-west/i-find-it-hilarious-when-obama-s-hand-gets-caught-in-the-cookie-jar/)

[Allen West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-west/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/allen-west-5219_caught_i-find-it-hilarious-when-obama-s-hand-ge_1727202.png)

> [Sometimes you can feel like the last cookie in the jar... All alone & broken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/naz/sometimes-you-can-feel-like-the-last-cookie-in-the-jar-all-alone/)

[Naz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/naz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21b/naz-7850_quote_sometimes-you-can-feel-like-the-last-coo_771222.jpg)

> [I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-fisher/i-found-out-when-i-did-the-oprah-winfrey-show-that-there-was-a-cookie/)

[Carrie Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-fisher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b21/carrie-fisher-927_cookie-jars_i-found-out-when-i-did-the-oprah-winfrey_465068.jpg)

> [There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-weeks/there-s-a-time-i-can-recall-four-years-old-and-three-feet-tall-trying/)

[Hilary Weeks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-weeks/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a1/hilary-weeks-69719_cookie-jars_there-s-a-time-i-can-recall-four-years-o_1557423.png)

> [“Boys and girls, you asked good questions, and you asked them nicely and quietly, so I’m putting a cookie token in our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-frankel/boys-and-girls-you-asked-good-questions-and-you-asked-them-nicely-and/)

[Laurie Frankel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-frankel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/569/laurie-frankel-12675_quote_boys-and-girls-you-asked-good-questions_896276.jpg)

> [“Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-prokop/behind-every-preventable-threat-to-the-future-of-the-human-race-lurks/)

[Daniel Prokop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-prokop/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/daniel-prokop-39282_future_behind-every-preventable-threat-to-the-f_25130.jpg)

> [“If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-could-store-any-character-quality-in-a-cookie-jar-i-d-store/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b1/jarod-kintz-2_patience_if-i-could-store-any-character-quality-i_1426634.jpg)

> [“The journey of figuring out how to get the cookies from the cookie jar is more adventurous and exciting than your parents…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jayden-codner/the-journey-of-figuring-out-how-to-get-the-cookies-from-the-cookie/)

[Jayden Codner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jayden-codner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c71/jayden-codner-112846_child-philosophy_the-journey-of-figuring-out-how-to-get-t_344676.jpg)

> [Girls liking bad boys is the cookie jar complex. When somebody tells you you can't have a cookie, you want a cookie.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-connick-jr/girls-liking-bad-boys-is-the-cookie-jar-complex-when-somebody-tells/)

[Harry Connick, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-connick-jr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f41/harry-connick-jr-3461_bad-boy_girls-liking-bad-boys-is-the-cookie-jar_330632.jpg)

> [“Somebody in the family ate the last cookie in the jar, and dad’s not happy! He goes to ask Jack, Jill, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-j-wiggins/somebody-in-the-family-ate-the-last-cookie-in-the-jar-and-dad-s-not/)

[J.J. Wiggins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-j-wiggins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/836/j-j-wiggins-95342_dad_somebody-in-the-family-ate-the-last-cook_1120935.jpg)

> [People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suze-orman/people-have-got-to-learn-if-they-don-t-have-cookies-in-the-cookie-jar/)

[Suze Orman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suze-orman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29e/suze-orman-1007_cookie_people-have-got-to-learn-if-they-don-t-h_2389314.png)

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